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[Bruce “Moose” Bradford @Mooseman0012]

New coworker is a 10/10 with over 10x more ig followers than me. In a public setting we would never speak. But this battle is being fought on my turf. This is no Hail Mary. This is 40 hrs/week of grind it out, physical, F you football. Relentless. Undaunted. We take no prisoners.

[brandon* @brndxix]

👀

[k @kurrrto]

my brain has been permanetly altered

[gio @lestatway]

Started crying at the Spider-Man movie and the couple next to me goes “I forgot people take this seriously”

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

#CheckTheCalendar #ItsThatTime

[bum @BattleRapBum]

no #hashtagging in this tweet tho

[chuddy @chuddyspam]

Disconnecting your friend who fell asleep on vc feels like tucking them in bed and kissing them goodnight on the forehead

[✰ @Kyingtill]

je me suis endormi en boîte

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

t’challa jr we need you to fight doctor doom

t’challa jr:

[⊹ @DEAADSEAA]

Niggas fuck up and then be like “God got me” no he don’t nigga

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Almost that time of year again 😤

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

I kinda respect when women hit me up after years of us not talking. Put that pride aside and come home

[𝙈𝙧𝙕𝙚𝙙💫 @spinitbackzed]

Thor seeing the front line up to fight doom

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

We need to put you down dawg

[. @thefina1fantasy]

coworker telling me he didn’t like Oppenheimer and that it’s overrated but then i saw him watching streamer university in the break room

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Nue @Nuecents37]

Professor X trying to distract Dr. Doom

[Patty Vega @VEGALLIANCE]

Thor when he saw the New Avengers squad that gotta help him fight Doom….

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Waited for a whole month to finally experience a successful hate watch 😭