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Float on. Work hard, play harder. Do the dang thang! Slitty Numbshins; out.

[SLITS•malt•liquor @slittle426]

Good idea

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I just set an alarm on my phone so that I am not allowed to go back into the kitchen until 3 hours have passed.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

the olympics has to be postponed - we simply can't send our healthiest, most skilled people to a two week long orgy right now.

[SLITS•malt•liquor @slittle426]

@D_D_Bass Nah. I did that in a cpl days in college. Still ok with doing that now.

[SLITS•malt•liquor @slittle426]

@krbe #nationalpuppyday #hanknasty #mydobby #pupfoundme

[SLITS•malt•liquor @slittle426]

@JimCarrey Dare yall to also post growth on vagina-beard. 🤷‍♀️

[SLITS•malt•liquor @slittle426]

@theCHIVE Judgemental ass Dobby lookin ass #HANK

[SLITS•malt•liquor @slittle426]

@Jacopo_della_Q Whats wating gilbert grape

[SLITS•malt•liquor @slittle426]

Hahaha yasss.

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

Season 8 😂

[SLITS•malt•liquor @slittle426]

@jimmyfallon My buddy asked my boss to return my "weed pen" back to me. I live in TX, this is definitely super illegal. #whyigotfired

[Fahim Anwar @fahimanwar]

I don't know if this is a sign of me getting older or not but I'm becoming more aware of Snoopy's attitude and I don't care for it.

[SLITS•malt•liquor @slittle426]

Dear @azizansari , come get drunk with me at the house of blues tent. #oddballcomedy #cynthiawoodsmitchellpavilion #thewoodlands

[SLITS•malt•liquor @slittle426]

My phone cost $60 at Wal-Mart...So i forgot how to use a smart phone...forgot how to tweet. Twitt. Merp.

[SLITS•malt•liquor @slittle426]

A friend with weed, is a friend indeed... #happydance #bluntdance #whosgottheherb https://t.co/XbQwGwzVTe

[SLITS•malt•liquor @slittle426]

#youngerchildprobs #mariovsluigi

[SLITS•malt•liquor @slittle426]

Sweet seats at the #utsa football game! Thanks @littlelaura520 #beepbeep #gorunners

[SLITS•malt•liquor @slittle426]

ha such a dork. #nerdalert #sadmathletes #mathlete ppl can be asymptotes too. #mathrules

[SLITS•malt•liquor @slittle426]

What??!!! I see what you did there. #freepot #stonerprobs #420

[SLITS•malt•liquor @slittle426]

So thats what you #boys are thinking.... #dudeproblems #manswers I'll remember this in the future... ;)

[SLITS•malt•liquor @slittle426]

Its #huntinseason #beaware #haha #creep #creeplittle

[SLITS•malt•liquor @slittle426]

Holy #creepy. Possibility for #Halloween ???