Sammy🌸

LPN👩🏼‍⚕️

[Sammy🌸 @slivingood47]

Life hack: do the absolute bare minimum from the beginning bc those people get special treatment. If you excel at what you do and then have a bad day you get yelled at

[Sammy🌸 @slivingood47]

Just dropped my bc pill and was crawling around on my hands and knees searching for that shit. Ha ha fml

[Michael Harris @michaelMFharris]

gets sloshed gf 🤝 carries her out the bar bf

[Sammy🌸 @slivingood47]

The amount of money I spend on my nephew and he’s only 4 months old 😅😅😅 I’m in danger

[Sammy🌸 @slivingood47]

I was just peeing and a girl complimented my shoes...I missed the bars

[Sammy🌸 @slivingood47]

@reaaa22 Whenever I go out to eat?

[Sammy🌸 @slivingood47]

Okay but like why is it so hard to find a guy that will take me to dinner and we will both get tall boy drafts and chug them and I will end up drunk, he thinks I’m cute anyway but also will have a lazy day on the couch with me cuddled up watching movies🙄

[Sammy🌸 @slivingood47]

Monicals has a heart shaped pizza for Valentine’s Day and if my future boyfriend doesn’t get that for me it’s not true love

[Sammy🌸 @slivingood47]

If anyone who was wondering who my worst influence is when it comes to drinking....it’s my mom and she’s proud of that role

[Sammy🌸 @slivingood47]

Yeah bc these are the people we need to be telling to find a different job. How about you tell the ones who are living off of us that actually work to find an actual job🙄

[Sammy🌸 @slivingood47]

All I care about is supercross starts next weekend and that I might actually get to go to Indy this year for a race🤷🏼‍♀️

[Sammy🌸 @slivingood47]

@littlebusse I’m going with Rachel!

[Sammy🌸 @slivingood47]

This entire week is about to feel like a Monday

[Sammy🌸 @slivingood47]

So like can we leave covid in 2020?

[Sammy🌸 @slivingood47]

I....just made myself laugh hysterically...and I’m gonna blame that on living alone

[Sammy🌸 @slivingood47]

I really just wanna try snowboarding so if anyone wants to go and laugh at me attempting this hit me up

[Sammy🌸 @slivingood47]

Damn Christmas really is the holiday that is the most lonely when you’re single

[Sammy🌸 @slivingood47]

Only reason I’m still awake rn is bc I have towels in the washer...I have never felt so old in my life

[Sammy🌸 @slivingood47]

Someone really needs to take my phone away when I’m drinking. I embarrass tf out of myself 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Sammy🌸 @slivingood47]

Yeah I just miss summer and @reaaa22 bachelorette party #NewProfilePic