Lil Rezy

Coffee. Wine. Music. Travel.

[Lil Rezy @slizasaurus]

SCUZE me @Rockies I re-downloaded @Twitter to ask why you have a camera looking at a toilet in this bathroom at the ballpark? Photo from todays game:

[Lil Rezy @slizasaurus]

@marcuslemonis @CampingWorld We’d leave Denver CO and adventure through the Rocky Mountains, into Utah and see the Arches and then make our way to the desert to explore cactus. Then, we’d drive up the California coast and explore wine country and redwoods 😍 #campingworldwinner

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Thrilled to announce I’m going to smoke cigarettes on my next @Delta flight because I’m really not worried about the health risks and @Delta puts my personal freedom first.

[Alonzo Bodden @AlonzoBodden]

Im in Portugal. Gas is about $8.00 a gallon and they’re wearing masks indoors. So far I haven’t seen one angry truck driver blocking traffic

[Marcus Lemonis @marcuslemonis]

Win a $3000 shopping spree to @BedBathBeyond … I’ll pick one LUCKY winner who Retweets this … #MarcusXBedBathBeyond

[Gender Pay Gap Bot @PayGapApp]

In this organisation, women's median hourly pay is 20% lower than men's.

[Lil Rezy @slizasaurus]

Quick, everyone get back on MySpace.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If Facebook’s monopolistic behavior was checked back when it should’ve been (perhaps around the time it started acquiring competitors like Instagram), the continents of people who depend on WhatsApp & IG for either communication or commerce would be fine right now. Break them up.

[Marcus Lemonis @marcuslemonis]

I’m giving away a total of $1,000,000 @GoodSam bucks to 200 random people who RETWEET this. It’s to be used to buy, rent or down payment. Winners can sell, trade or merge them to buy a larger unit or buy one to put into rental fleet 2collect income #ultimateRVshow @CampingWorld

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

On the one hand you could get the FDA-approved shot and live and stop the pandemic and we get to return to normal, or on the other hand you could be so mad at liberals you take horse medicine and die.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

The Supreme Court blocks President Biden's new eviction moratorium https://t.co/I35aSNRsYu

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

President Biden responds to Fox: "I bear responsibility for, fundamentally, all that's happened of late. But here's the deal: You know, I wish you'd one day say these things, you know as well as I do, that the former president made a deal with the Taliban."

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Fox News went from: “Biden abandoned our Afghan allies” to “why should we take in Afghan refugees” in the span of 5 hours.

[Eric Garland @ericgarland]

Three days before his impeachment vote, Trump made a deal with the Taliban.

TRAITORS AND FOREIGN AGENTS THE WHOLE TIME
https://t.co/l6p2u3fwet

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Exactly. I really hate how some have tried to turn this awful murderous man into some cuddly American grandpa. Evil.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Rand Paul’s wife bought stock in a company that makes a drug used to treat Covid-19 before the coronavirus threat was widely understood. The month prior, the Senate health committee, of which Paul is a member, hosted a private briefing on Covid.
https://t.co/zs58jCMI7Z

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

It is fucking insane to me that members of congress are allowed to trade stock

[Eric Garland @ericgarland]

The threat was fully understood by Trump and every Senator - all of whom received security briefings on COVID-19.

Rand Paul is a traitor.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Get the vaccine unless you think you have better medical counsel than all living presidents, celebrities, billionaires, and the scientists who made the vaccines.