liz collins

updated bio from: ‘great daneless great dane enthusiast’, to ‘proud great dane owner’

[liz collins @slizzzo0o]

@itsmesandrl I’m looking for a ticket! We would have to walk in together to show ID at will call. Does that work?

[liz collins @slizzzo0o]

@ItsJustinJeez @hernameisBANKS What is the pre sale code? I never received mine 🥲

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@heykmenz If this is for Los Angeles- Union Station testing site offers 300 walk ins per day. Make sure they wait 5-7 days after exposure to get tested to yield a more accurate result. GL!

[liz collins @slizzzo0o]

@StevenRayMorris I’ve been caught huffing this from time to time. Local LA small business too @pfcandleco 🌲

[liz collins @slizzzo0o]

@realDonaldTrump is your move sponsored by @PenskeNews ?

[liz collins @slizzzo0o]

the modern day pick up line

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Not wearing a mask is just dumb.

[liz collins @slizzzo0o]

2020, you took enough from us and now #RBG? I hate this simulation and I want out.

[liz collins @slizzzo0o]

VOTE LIKE #RGB TOLD YOU TO

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@_Reagals Ken/Lindz 2020 ballot

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we procured the bag

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@_Reagals @SdPenguin64 everything is a couch when you live in 850sq ft 😆

[liz collins @slizzzo0o]

I’m hangry @SdPenguin64

[liz collins @slizzzo0o]

tik tok ur wife is v hungry (sub tweet)

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maybe if I tweet my husband enough he’ll feed me vegan fast food @SdPenguin64

[liz collins @slizzzo0o]

Rue approves of her scooby doo @barkbox #danegang

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i wonder how @KarenKilgariff feels about people using ‘Karen’ to describe white woman asking for a manager. cause she’s like not like a regular Karen, she’s a cool Karen

[liz collins @slizzzo0o]

love you too ❤️

[liz collins @slizzzo0o]

@theoriginalkep @katiemaybs this is puma + luna’s chance to shine !!

[liz collins @slizzzo0o]

@Nordstrom how bout we start thinking about other staples, like closing your stores and providing pay + healthcare to your employees during a pandemic? karen can wait to buy her gucci after this is over.

[liz collins @slizzzo0o]

what a concept !! 🤔