you're my favorite dipshit

Wine and whiskey are my thing. Certified sommelier. I have a passion for wine, cute doggies & the outdoors. I am also apparently a redneck.

[TSA @TSA]

We are once again asking people to stop bringing propane to the airport...

[you're my favorite dipshit @sljks]

Second favorite is a plesiosauraus.

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So is it a red flag if people dont have a favorite dinosaur? Red flag for me for sure. BTW mine is a Liopluerdon.

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So after listening to the other 2 people in the office with me getting frustrated about the training courses they have to complete most of the afternoon...2 hours before its time to close my dumb ass finds out I was supposed to be doing them too. 😅 Happy Friday!

[you're my favorite dipshit @sljks]

Instead of a name plate for my desk can someone get me one that says "I'm not as mean as I could be and you should appreciate that"

[you're my favorite dipshit @sljks]

Well, I'm pretty much going to be the only one at work on Friday. What should I take to entertain myself? Book, legos or switch?

[you're my favorite dipshit @sljks]

My dog doesn't like the songs I've been making up and singing to and about her tonight. But I guess I won't take it to hard as she also just fell off her bed. That was on the floor.

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May or may not have set things on fire again today. We have adult supervision but no one was around at the moment. So. Oops.

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Well in new updates myself and one of the body techs at work (who is not my SO) should probably not be unsupervised or left alone together. We may or may not have lit some shit on fire and then also discussed starting a fire in a trash can today. 🙃

[you're my favorite dipshit @sljks]

Everyday at work is an adventure. Should I pretend to work so I don't have to clean my office or pretend to clean so I don't have to work? 🤔

[you're my favorite dipshit @sljks]

@MaWildcat I know.

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Great thing about a 3 day weekend is having and extra day to have anxiety about going back to work when you forget you don't have to go back to work the next day.

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Have you ever thought about killing someone? I mean if the FBI or someone is seeing this I definitely haven't. But I think I could get away with it. #Intrusivethoughts

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I just asked my significant other why the new puppy we got is such a maniac. Ha said it's because she is a puppy. WHICH IS WHAT I TOLD YOU WHEN WE ADOPTED A PUPPY.

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This will never not be funny. Miss you tobes.

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Just saw Jason Isbell and the 400 unit live and it was amazing. 12/10. What a good performance. If only I didn't want to kick the shit out of the dumb bitch I front of me.

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Well I'm really struggling to keep my intrusive thoughts to myself today. But I did get some quiches and banana bread and really pretty necklaces!

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My SO just said to me it's only wednesday. Um thanks for letting me know I was done with this week at 8 am monday when a client told me to fuck off. Sooo don't really wanna hear about it.

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Never thought I would be a dog mom for 2 gals as I have usually preferred male dogs but here we are.