Velvet Thunder

Attorney. Blerd. Professional Adult Impersonator. My thoughts and opinions are my own.

[Velvet Thunder @slkh82]

What

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Scientists found yeast growing inside the guts of a frozen mummy for thousands of years.

They used it to create a “very, very good” sourdough bread. https://t.co/WmLfBroRIz

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

Did you know that real Ravens actually live at M&T Bank Stadium? This is the story of a rescue and return home. 💜

Read the full story: https://t.co/WgUx7QA0eB

[Velvet Thunder @slkh82]

Skill issue

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Dear apple we can’t use our watches at night for the sleep data because it doesn’t have enough charge. We have to charge it while we’re sleeping

[Velvet Thunder @slkh82]

@inimitablepgw “It was a mistake to have [sisters]. We should have set our faces against them from the outset.” I substitute “sisters” for whatever I’m mad at at the moment.

[British Orioles @BritishOrioles]

Happy 4️⃣1️⃣0️⃣ Day Charm City!
💛🖤❤️🤍

[Velvet Thunder @slkh82]

@yanchtakkar @Mak0Nakamura Yep. Blue crab is our pride and joy and Old Bay is actually a Maryland product. You will never find a Marylander anywhere in the world without a can of Old Bay.

[Velvet Thunder @slkh82]

@mybaffledbrain @Mr_Husky1 We had hecadopters

[Velvet Thunder @slkh82]

@Mr_Husky1 Helmet crabs, courtesy of my little brother. And he’s not wron

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

[Velvet Thunder @slkh82]

@inimitablepgw "Beside him, looking like a Scotch elder rebuking sin, was the dog Bartholomew."

[Mile High Mario @VetanzeTherapy]

Josh Allen is the Tom Brady of Jameis Winstons

[SheTalksFootball🚫💜 @SheTalksFootbal]

This is an example of microagression @espn.

[Velvet Thunder @slkh82]

Says they shouldn’t have fired him, proceeds to provide a completely incoherent argument that consists entirely of either platitudes or reasons that actually support firing him. No objectivity at all. He just loves shitting on the Ravens for obvious reasons. Clown behavior.

[Good Morning Football @gmfb]

"The Ravens needed an audit, not a purge..."

- @willcolon66 on the news out of Baltimore

[Coinye @CoinyeJWest]

Lmao yall dont know a mob boss lining you up when you see it?

[Velvet Thunder @slkh82]

When he tried to fight Vrabel 🤣

[BMORE Reeta @theNFLchick]

Okay yall what’s your favorite Harbs moment? Could be good moment, funny moment, no-so-funny moment but it stands out to you.

[meghan @deloisivete]

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas

[Velvet Thunder @slkh82]

We will never get anywhere as a society until we unite mobilize to act, as one people with one voice, to demand Tony Romo be banned from announcing. Not fired. Not demoted. Banned.

[Velvet Thunder @slkh82]

Does Romo only do Chiefs games? Why is this happening to us?

[Velvet Thunder @slkh82]

@Caramel1986 @lovestdiomande He cheated on his first wife with her

[Velvet Thunder @slkh82]

@NFTC_News It’s not correct. Many of us were due to receive disbursement yesterday or Thursday depending on the bank. The funds for that disbursement are usually delivered to the banks a week in advance. A large portion of us have already missed a paycheck