Sarah L.

[Sarah L. @sllavine]

There’s nothing more condescending than an “I’m sorry you feel that way”

[Sarah L. @sllavine]

Oh baby karma comes back around and it’s so so sweet

[Sarah L. @sllavine]

Not really into men but hearing them grunt at the gym still gives me the biggest ick

[clare @sadderlizards]

i hope in the next life i come back as a really stupid orange cat

[Sarah L. @sllavine]

Just got hit on by a hot 60 yo woman at the gym.. divorced women sure have the craziest stories

[Sarah L. @sllavine]

Ancestry really does reveal some crazy family secrets. I guess Italian is close enough to Jewish for people not to ask questions 👀

[Sarah L. @sllavine]

Somehow managed to fuck up my back while doing PT for my shoulder.. I’m no spring chicken but too young to be falling apart like this 🥲

[trish @ultragloss]

going to the early to mid 2020 section of ur camera roll is not for the weak

[Sarah L. @sllavine]

What’s the most interesting way you’ve been propositioned for a threesome? I’ll go first - at my grandpa’s funeral last week by my mom’s friend who also happened to be my Hebrew school teacher when I was a child 🥲

[Sarah L. @sllavine]

Corporate lingo is usually pretty lame, but my favorite by far is “not my circus, not my monkeys.” Mostly because I imagine everyone I work with as monkeys running around thinking they’re important, but they’re just monkeys in a circus.

[Sarah L. @sllavine]

@LezzieJewess Unreal

[Sarah L. @sllavine]

@LezzieJewess Time will tell. Kind of anyone who wants to be friends with them after hearing that ridiculous story

[Sarah L. @sllavine]

Reflecting a lot on having relationships with people who have integrity and value integrity in their other relationships. Whether or not you put up with disrespect that your peers inflict on others says a lot about your own values.

[Sarah L. @sllavine]

Ya know when someone is telling a story about how someone "wronged" them and by the end of it you're like wow the storyteller is actually the villain here..

[Sarah L. @sllavine]

@KINGxCOLMENERO I know horrible timing.. I'm off Kaiser next open enrollment. Truly the worst healthcare I've ever received they should be ashamed

[Sarah L. @sllavine]

Kaiser is the most poorly run organization I've ever encountered. Oh you have an injury? That'll be 3 weeks until we can connect you with the appropriate doctor/test to diagnose the problem. Good luck in the meantime, maybe try icing it...

[Sarah L. @sllavine]

I should be able to get healthcare elsewhere and be reimbursed by Kaiser during their strikes. I still need healthcare while you figure out how to treat your employees right..

[Sarah L. @sllavine]

3 weeks was too generous apparently.. it's now 5 weeks out until I have answers

[Sarah L. @sllavine]

@aboutKP is the most poorly run organization I've ever encountered. Oh you have an injury? That'll be 3 weeks before we can connect you with the appropriate doctor/tests to diagnose the problem. Good luck in the meantime, maybe try icing it...

[Sarah L. @sllavine]

@aboutKP is the most poorly run organization I’ve ever encountered. Oh you have an injury? That’ll be at least 3 weeks until we can get the appropriate doctor/tests to diagnose the problem. Good luck until then. Maybe put some ice on it.