I just want y'all to know that whatever else about me changes, I'm still part of a shadowy Jewish cabal that's trying to trick you into liking Mark Henry so we can look cool on the internet. And really, I think that's all that ever mattered
As long as I’m feeling good about myself, I broke the 190 lbs barrier for the first time in 2 years today. Did I immediately turn around and eat half a roasted chicken with potatoes? You bet I did!
Also I want to take this moment to congratulate @NotDrDeath on being the last wrestling Twitter Steve born on 2/23 standing. Turns out I stepped the one line he couldn’t
Not that I’m at all opposed to this, but am I wrong in assuming that this is one of those times where Vince gut a bug up his ass about something random? Like when he suddenly didn’t like matches going on during commercials so we had a bunch of 2/3 falls matches for a few weeks
If you're wondering if my regular conversations are weirder than my tweets, I have spent the last 3 days with my friends from home on a group text only discussing the band "Crash Test Dummies." And it's been absolutely exhaustive.
I think the logical conclusion to this Joey Ryan thing is for him to throw a legal hissy fit that I refused to work ring crew on his show, only to find out that my ring crew thing is a running joke with my friends
i think it's bullshit that wwf didn't announce their new streaming media deal by having a giant egg at elimination chamber and having primo colon dress up like a giant peacock to hatch out of it and do forward rolls around charly caruso in the ring