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[Sloan @slllloannn]

fellas is it gay to consider Super Bowl championships when deciding on QB1 of the decade or am I being too romantic about football

[Special Puppy 🧦🐵 @SpecialPuppy1]

@NixToWaddle @PranavSriraman @billbarnwell This is what I mean by evaluating players season by season (the full season), in an unromantic fashion, instead of simply counting rings

[Sloan @slllloannn]

@Taylor_Witt @RealBirdLawyer

[Sloan @slllloannn]

@RealBirdLawyer

[Sloan @slllloannn]

I would pay a sacrilegious amount of money for this Slam Jam x Umbro jacket

[Sloan @slllloannn]

@nicfromthesix I literally cannot get over this. Who has Grok been learning from like which one of you degens is it

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Time to get sucked back in

[Sloan @slllloannn]

@CrushinNatty went to the thread for context — it escalated to this point SO quickly

[latke @latkedelrey]

one time i dated a guy who was always doing nice things for me and when i’d be like wow you’re always so helpful he was like “i’m demonstrating value”

[Sloan @slllloannn]

@Taylor_Witt lwk

[Sloan @slllloannn]

@nicfromthesix Matter of fact, make it 2-0

[Sloan @slllloannn]

@nocontextcfb It’s like watching A Beautiful Mind

[Primetime Carolina @primetimecar]

When this is me, DO NOT TELL ME.

[Sloan @slllloannn]

Domain Expansion 🤙🏼🫱🏼☝🏼🤌🏼🫲🏼🤏🏼🫳🏼🤙🏼✋🏼🤚🏼👐🏼🫶🏼✊🏼🫰🏼 Infinite Pillows and Blankets

[Skate Coach 𓅄 @Sk8Couch]

People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

[Sloan @slllloannn]

this either means war is over or have we flown to close to the sun

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

For the time being, analyst JJ Watt will replace Tony Romo, and work alongside Jim Nantz and Tracy Wolfson.

[Sloan @slllloannn]

Jesus, Colin, on main?????

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

Donna Mills reportedly joined Only Fans. For any man over 50…….ya know……I’m just gonna keep this to myself.

[Sloan @slllloannn]

@RealBirdLawyer

[Sloan @slllloannn]

this is the funniest he has ever been

[Ratioed Sports @RatioedSports]

Tony Romo: “Did I pass this test?”

Cop: “Turn around.”

Tony Romo: “No I didn’t, huh?”