Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

New Twitter.

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

Literally Luca tonight.

“Feel like pure shite just want her back”

#loveisland

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

Fucking screaming #ImACeleb #talkswithash

[Lost Voice Guy @LostVoiceGuy]

Matt Hancock looks like a disabled version of me…. #ImACeleb

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

Why is everyone verified I just don’t understand it?

Sandra can have a blue tick all she likes but if she’s still got 5 followers she’s pissing away 7 quid a month for the square route of fuck all #TwitterBlue

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

Is that the wyatt logo when he drops the camera? #WWERaw

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

Wtf even is the Ryanair Twitter? 🤣 if you haven’t seen it go take a look. I’m not fond the Tory party myself but it’s just so unprofessional #ToryShambles #BorisJohnson #Ryanair

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

Jesus the Wikipedia edit was FAST 🤣 #GeneralElection2022 #LizTruss

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

Wait to you see the absolute uproar if white rabbit is anyone but wyatt LMAO 🤣 #ExtremeRules

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

This is an absolute fucking disgrace. People actually dedicate hours and hours of their lives to pick apart every movement and make a video every few days about it. that’s the downside of technology, it gives sad, lonely people like this a platform 🙄#HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkIe

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

American politicians are fucking savage LMAO #POTUS

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

The fact that #HollyandPhil are subject to a witch hunt and people like Prince Andrew are not subject to the same energy and sustained hounding tells you all you need to know about this country. People love to be outraged about the latest thing til the next one comes along 🙄

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

😂

[Hemant @SportsCuppa]

#WW3

When you open Twitter & the 1st thing you see trending is WWIII

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

@FabbyFabunmi

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

@axhleighlouise is not convinced 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #talkswithAsh

[Big Risq IV @FabbyFabunmi]

‘Obviously’ ?!?!?! #TALKSWITHASH

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

@FabbyFabunmi As soon as you said you had a question before the booting I knew this was the one 😂

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

@axhleighlouise There’s a line 😳

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

This story is chaos I love it 😂 #talkswithAsh

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

Risqat is life coach material I can’t lie #TALKSWITHASH

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

Totally off topic but I missed the start of tonight’s TWA because….

Scrolling through those reels on Facebook and Insta is mad.

Start off watching a meme or something and 20 mins later Sandra from Yorkshire is on rearranging her cupboards 🤣 #TALKSWITHASH

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

It’s actually crazy how we catastophise absolutely everything. We’ve stumbled from one disaster to the next that means changes to “normality” recent examples:brexit to covid. After the worst of Covid it was Ukraine and cost of living shortly followed, then the queen. What’s next?

[Michael 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sloam94]

@axhleighlouise “Might be a local dignatory” i cackled 🤣🤣