i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real
$1000 used to mean something. Now it’s $1k here, $1k there. Oh you changed my oil? Here’s $1k . You put a cookie in a little sleeve for me? Here’s a $1k tip. Oooh it’s paycheck day! Don’t forget to take out $1k for fun, i only need 27 cents anyway