Sarah L.

LET'S BE FRIENDS YOU'RE EXCELLENT! Type 1 Diabetes, ask me about it. Dogs! Avocados! Dogs! I love everything.

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

Ok @EssentialBaking this has been an issue for a while and I think I gotta call it. These take and bake loaves from Costco cannot be sliced without falling apart into pieces. Just twisty, doughy on the inside. Baked plenty long and fully cooling. What gives?

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

@tacobellcare issues with a gift card I was dispensed (through 3rd party Tango after a legit survey). When loaded in the app, should be $5 but is $0. I have a ref # if you are able to help - online contact form broken at least on mobile ☹️ I just want my crunchwrap supreme 😭

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

#gubbins what a delightful game, thanks ⁦@hankgreen⁩ for the rec!

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

Hey, don't worry if @netflix boots you off your illicitly shared account. @StreamOnMax has all 4 million seasons of How It's Made and you'll never need to watch anything else ever again.

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

@myomnipod any plans to add accessibility features to Omnipod controller so folks with *diabetic retinopathy* and other cases of impaired vision can benefit from your technological advances? Asking for my patients ♥️

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

If anyone at Costco is listening, literally all I want is a vegan lunch option from the food court. That's it. Not picky. Sometimes I want a hotdog so badly I cry 😢

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

Woke up with a single ant on my hand, so now I need to burn my bed.

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

Really want to be friends with my bus driver. She seems very cool. Also maybe then she'd tell my transfer bus, right in front of us, to wait at the stop for me 😭 @kcmetrobus

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

@jennafischer I love sunbutter 😭😭😭

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

Not me sobbing over Rogue One being a perfect heart wrenching/warming film.

Wait, yes me. Definitely me.

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

@msinsulindpndnt This is so messed up and I'm glad you obviously know how messed up it is! Sending love and good vibes for whatever insulin tweaks you need!

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

My favorite hobby is listening to my partner gab to his buddies about how amazing our air fryer is. "Ok you can just PUT COLD FISH IN THERE AND IT COOKS IT" incredible

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

It appears to be a "cry at any remotely wholesome (aka all) dog content" kinda day!

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

I always feel at my worst when I wake my dog up with a loud sneeze 😭 buddy I'm so sorry

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

Few things are more disappointing than seeing signs for @TSA K9 on duty, but not actually getting to see TSA K9s on duty.

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

@witchebooks @juniorhighLA Sadly I'm stuck with this without any context

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

@soffersays Normal and encouraged

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

Hey @instagram my dog's acct got the new fonts and I still don't have the new fonts and I am up at night wondering why you're mad at me like what did I do

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

Ok who do I need to yell at about the Google app push notification I just got with the only Bachelorette spoiler that matters? WTF WE CAN'T ALL WATCH TV ON WEEKDAYS GOOGLE WHY ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME. "I don't even care about The Bachelorette" she sobs into the abyss

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

@GreenParkGarden oops nevermind I found it!!

[Sarah L. @sloebs]

@GreenParkGarden where exactly can we drop the food waste?