Sloman ☀️

[grayfruit @thegrayfruit]

real pic of my exs roommates Xbox setup circa 2017

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

Had a dream I went to a dispensary to purchase weed gummies at the request of a woman I was on a date/hanging out with. Picked out some inoffensive looking bag. Cashier is ringing it up and asks, "Oh, by the way, what part of China are you from?" I laugh and say, "I'm not from China." His expression sours and he says, "I'm sorry, then I can't sell this to you." I figure this is just one of those silly laws like the old requirement to label weed pipes as water pipes, so I walk out and walk back in and say, "Hello, I am from Guangzhou and I am here to buy some gummies." He says, "No, that's not going to work." and I wake up.

[Matthew @NEEMOAHTOAD]

The 35MM open matte scan that gets posted all the time obviously makes it more noticeable but I’ve always had such a soft spot for the softer, grainier texture of the first film, even if I prefer Bill Pope’s visual/composition style in Spider-man 2/3.

[Illeram @illeramart]

late night sketchin'

[nyakuu @ny4nkuu]

i kept passing out on the flight home and all i could think of was this image

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

You found me!!!

[dogpoasting @evilsockz]

Can u back up dude? Ur a little close man. Hey thanks. I appreciate it. Sorry if I came off kinda rude just then

[cowboy postbop @cowboy_postbop]

thinking about that thing Nick Kroll said to Hill on the James Franco roast where he’s like “a lot of people are gonna bring up your weight tonight but not enough are going to bring up what an asshole you’ve become”

[𝖘 𝖍 𝖑 𝖔 𝖗 𝖕 is tattooing cool ppl @shlorp]

Angel knight 💙

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[ReflectiveRuby 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇻🇪 @ReflectiveRuby2]

I bought 3 litres of chocolate milk last night and I already drank it all.

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

They called him Big Pussy because he was a skilled cat burglar in his younger days. You don’t need to bleep it out. Disrespectful in fact

[TATARI @terminusfalling]

is this shit tuff or what?

[shory @shorizyon]

#deadlock

[Errai @errai]

(after telling my date I dabble in fortune telling)

(showing me an insta pic of her hugging a guy who’s very likely her ex) oh yes.… he carries a great karmic weight

Date: wtf 😭 my dad was the sweetest person ever

Me: (doubling down) this man was a demon