Lauren Slone

Writer. Actress. Director. @sagaftra performer.

[Lauren Slone @sloney]

Dat part.

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@funnydenamfer @ArtOfDialogue_ @ItalianFiesta This clip aged SO WELL!!!!! 😘✨

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@BigHuncho3722 @invis4yo Came here for this comment! Thank yooooou!

[Lauren Slone @sloney]

🖤I love seeing my Emo boys grown up and out in the world.

Heard the “corporation filing montage” songs in Family Guy and knew Patrick Stump IMMEDIATELY 🖤

[Lauren Slone @sloney]

@daikou Yo. Went to the Muse show in April. Pleasantly surprised Evanescence was on the bill. They Absolutely crushed and my girls and I belted out asses off. Amy both looks and sounds amazing. So happy they’re still doing the damn thing.

[Lauren Slone @sloney]

@lafemmeluna What’s the fucking point!?

[Lauren Slone @sloney]

The Aries impulse to find one spoiled thing in the fridge and decide yeet everything, good or bad

[Lauren Slone @sloney]

🤔🤯

OHHHH…WOW.

That whole “‘N Sync reunion” push making a LOT more sense now… JT ain’t been thinking ‘bout nary one of them 4 dudes for 2 decades, but heard the murmurs the hammer was dropping soon. Needed a big commotion to try and drown out the noise. #TheWomanInMe

[Lauren Slone @sloney]

#girlmath: starting your period on #Fridaythe13th + a full solar eclipse the next morning = gateway to becoming THAT Dark Feminine you always knew was inside 💫💃🏽

[Lauren Slone @sloney]

@VoiceofRatana @SoundOnStudio Happy birthday! 🎁

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

A larger than life player with a personality to match.

There will never be another quite like Dick Butkus.

[Lauren Slone @sloney]

@jccaylen TAJIN LIFE ™️

[Lauren Slone @sloney]

@catatonique OHHHHH NOOOOOOO… I banged my therapist….

[Marshall Julius @MarshallJulius]

Remembering lovely Jim Henson, born today in 1936.
"When I was young, my ambition was to be one of the people who made a difference in this world. My hope still is to leave the world a little bit better for my having been here. It's a wonderful life and I love it."

[Nick Carr @nickcarrscouts]

This is why the AMPTP needs professional writers. “We’re close to a deal, but if we don’t come to an agreement by a totally random and arbitrary Thursday, negotiations are off til 2024.”

AMPTP, I have notes.

[Lauren Slone @sloney]

@karlogan_ Once seen, cannot be unseen…

But no one’s commented on the song choice? A “My Humps” remix? The entire scene is towing the line 🤔

[Lauren Slone @sloney]

@MorganJerkins Ooooo baby that download hit Whoopi HARD!! Not even a BREATH between the last thought and snap to ol girl

[Lauren Slone @sloney]

Wow. 15 years. #MyXAnniversary

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LET’S GOOOOOO!! 🐻⬇️
#BearDown

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

A new chapter begins tomorrow.

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

A Blackhawks Legend and Chicago Icon: Cheli is going to the rafters 👏

[Lauren Slone @sloney]

@SethAbramson Two possible explanations:

1. This obvi is a man who thinks all Black People look alike because you’d know B. Obama;

AND/OR

2. Meth