Simon Long

Regularly voted the 2nd best Simon, behind Simon Le Bon. Pioneer of #SimonSays. Socialist. GR8 M8. Lifelong supporter of #NUFC. Nick Woltemade stan. Tennis.

[Simon Long @slong5]

Context is important. I've spent the evening laughing at aids, paedophilia, and Caitlyn Jenner's big cock. Thank you @rickygervais #Humanity

[Simon Long @slong5]

Not a serious country

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Countries that have legislated against werewolves

[Simon Long @slong5]

@netflix @FIFAWorldCup @netflixgames_ What in the PS2 is this nonsense?!

[Simon Long @slong5]

@LeeAndersonMP_ And yet none of that happened

[Simon Long @slong5]

@sdmnfcupdates These are actually class tbf

[Simon Long @slong5]

@natdyerwild That’s crazy! I can smell Hollywood calling too

[Simon Long @slong5]

@TRobinsonNewEra Get out of my city little scumbag

[Simon Long @slong5]

@HLTCO Genuinely amazing what he’s done for your club. Respect 👊🏻

[Simon Long @slong5]

Being the only Prem team from three not to win a European trophy is peak Arsenal

[Simon Long @slong5]

Genuinely so excited for this

[Planet Zoo 2 @PlanetZooGame]

Grab your Keeper outfit, brush off your wellies and get ready to 'Build A Wilder World'!

Planet Zoo 2 is coming to PC, Xbox Series X|S & PlayStation 5 on October 13! 🐦 🐟

Soar to great heights with flying birds, prepare your diving suits as fully-aquatic species make a splash, and take your conservation efforts beyond your zoo in brand-new Wildlife Reserves!

Pre-order now: https://t.co/3j1QG4YJgW

[Simon Long @slong5]

@anthonygordon @NUFC Thanks for your time at the club, gonna miss seeing you in black and white. Hope you smash it! 🖤🤍

[NUFC Blog @NUFCBlogcouk]

🇧🇷 No beard Bruno.

#NUFC

[Simon Long @slong5]

Barcelona right now

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Finally some good news

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Lewis Miley until 2032 ✍️

[Simon Long @slong5]

Bloody Everton

[Simon Long @slong5]

Tre bien. Le bosh!

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Bonne de douche. Le bosh

[Simon Long @slong5]

Never before have I put my faith in Everton and West Ham.

[Simon Long @slong5]

I’m sick of seeing people walking down a road/hallway to that Pablo Escobar Jenny song

[Simon Long @slong5]

Big Dan Burn is going to a World Cup 🥳 #nufc

[Simon Long @slong5]

I’ll never understand how journo’s know before the squad is announced

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Kobbie Mainoo set to be named in England squad for World Cup but Phil Foden misses out. Tino Livramento + Noni Madueke also expected to be included but no Levi Colwill despite injury return & anticipated Luke Shaw will not make #ENG group @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/xXJtFuqlOH

[Simon Long @slong5]

Excellent news #nufc

[Luke Edwards @LukeEdwardsTele]

🚨EXCLUSIVE Newcastle keep faith with £64m Woltemade despite first-season struggles #nufc https://t.co/lThPjz0sLI