Slonitram

Brazilian creator of bad tweets, videos, shitposting, sleep deprivation and procrastination. He/Him.

[Slonitram @Slonitram]

Think this is obvious already but yes, I am on hiatus from youtube and video making in general. Just not having the content creation drive right now. New videos in the future are uncertain. Apologies.

[Slonitram @Slonitram]

What a lovely time to be brazilian.

Welp, see you all...some other time, I guess.

[𝔑𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫 @TheNathanNS]

Max Payne fell off

[𝔑𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫 @TheNathanNS]

The day the Internet broke:

[Slonitram @Slonitram]

Wondering to myself how the actual fuck is GTA 6's satire going to manage to keep up with all the insane shit that already happens just on this hellsite alone on a daily basis.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

SAG-AFTRA is going on strike against the video game industry.

“We’re not going to consent to a contract that allows companies to abuse A.I. to the detriment of our members”

Companies facing the strike include Activision, Disney, Insomniac, EA, Take-Two, Epic Games and WB Games.

[𝔑𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫 @TheNathanNS]

"Trump is scheduled to host a rally downtown today, he'll be guarded by his supporters and security so you only have one attempt to do this Franklin"

"Taking out a president elect?? Shit I don't know about this one dog"

[Dave NewBlood @DaveOshry]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Slonitram @Slonitram]

There is really not enough talk on the internet about how fucking awesome the theatrical poster for The Thing is.

[Slonitram @Slonitram]

All Helldivers who leave during the extraction shuttle cutscene before the results screen shows up are sentenced to one nut tap from now on.

[Slonitram @Slonitram]

With Fallout New Vegas getting a ton of new players thanks to the Fallout show, I'm gonna link here my personal favorite guide to get your New Vegas stable and adapted to modern systems, all while retaining the vanilla experience.

Enjoy!
https://t.co/thoyklwmBH

[Slonitram @Slonitram]

My favorite type of video essay is where the youtuber goes "why this game is actually really really bad you stupid idiot" and proceeds to begin listing off reasons as to why it's actually fucking awesome

[Slonitram @Slonitram]

>barges into Doom 3
>is a generic scientist guy with literally less than a minute of screen time
>casually drops one of the hardest fucking lines in video game history
>dies

[Tad Strange 🇵🇸 @bread157]

@MegumiBandicot Holy shit I think you spoke too soon they JUST released an update oh god oh fuck

[Megumi Bandicoot @MegumiBandicot]

Rockstar is so lazy. It’s been 11 years and they still didn’t release the mysterious 4th character in GTA V

[Slonitram @Slonitram]

You can begin judging a game's quality by whether or not the character creator lets you have complete freedom to wear whichever hairstyle and clothes you want independent of gender.

In other words, more games need to do what Saints Row 2 did with its character customization.

[𝔑𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫 @TheNathanNS]

Imagine visiting a local gun store only to find out they have a life size cutout of you they use for target practice