Scott Looney

The man, the myth, the legend...and then some. As Wooderson would say, “I hope you brought your wood screws, cuz I’m about to blow your doors completely off!”

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

Why the fuck is there commercials on @netflix? That’s fucking lame as shit. #netflix #coranovrousey #rouseyvcorano #mvp #lame

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

Jerry Jones I hope this is your nightmare. 2 NFC East teams in the NFC championship & because of YOU we aren’t one of them.

-Cowboy’s fans

@dallascowboys #dallascowboys #americasteam #jerryjones #DC4L

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

Why are the @dallascowboys still trying to win games? More proof the game has passed Jerry by. We aren’t going to the playoffs, every win just costs us draft slots. SMDH.

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

@MicahhParsons11 I’m not going to #Dave&Busters to watch the game. Bring it.

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

@BryanBroaddus why haven’t they pulled @dak yet. We’re done. Philly is up 13-0...#4 is so garbage the garbage won’t claim him.

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

@SlaterNFL as a life long fan of the @dallascowboys I’m sick and tired of this dumpster fire they call a football team. Guess what though…the Jones don’t care. Most valuable franchise means they don’t have to. #Cowboys # CowboysNation

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

@dallascowboys as a lifelong fan, I say this with the utmost respect. FUCK YOU. @dak instead of being criticized for not being able to hit a #1 you don’t have to throw to a #1. We remember how well you did when we tried that experiment last time.

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

@dallascowboys I wish I had a direct line to the whole Jones family. @dak too. You have failed us fans consistently for so long. It says more about us than it does you. Keep collecting your money. Keep screwing us over. #pathetic #CowboysNation #DallasCowboys #hotgarbage

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

@dallascowboys are gonna lose this game. Put that in 3” bold print. We got a hard shell but a soft center.

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

Hey @OldNavy what the f**k is the “allidays”?!!?

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

@BetoORourke hey Robert Francis...do the REAL Texans a favor. Just move to California.

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

@sunnngod @DaniellaMicaela @SRuhle I wonder if surviving it every year kinda prepares you for it? Makes it less of a big deal...Since we’re used to wearing shorts throughout winter sounds like we kinda aren’t prepared for it. Call me in august when it’s 112° for the 33rd day in a row there. Then let’s compare.

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

I don’t want to get too excited because I haven’t clocked in yet, but...I’m ready to #stepforward #positionaccepted @L3HarrisTech

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

The one good thing about a Biden presidency is gonna be when @iamcardib gets to pay her taxes. Gonna be some #DAP after that 62%. Bet that tax rate is gonna hit the dangly thing in the back of your throat. #BidenWillNeverBePresident #CardiB #wap

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

#feedZeke? How about #weDONTneedZeke #CowboysNation #DallasCowboys @SlaterNFL @dallascowboys #WASvsDAL #Cowboys

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

#feedZeke How about #weDONTneedZeke

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

#tradezeke

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

@dallascowboys #tradezeke !!

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

@dallascowboys #tradezeke

[Scott Looney @slooneytwo]

@realDonaldTrump when my wife tried to track our vote it shows “no results” along with several of our friends...all Trump voters.