Sloopy McCoy

Sloopy was born under cover of nightfall in a place that is now only populated by runaway housecats and carnivorous butterflies. She’s also an actor & comedian

[Sloopy McCoy @sloopymccoy]

Why don’t streaming services have a random episode button?

I want to watch an episode of parks and rec, no I don’t know which one.

Pick one for me!

[Sloopy McCoy @sloopymccoy]

I wrote a jingle for a plastic surgeon, it goes a little something like this…

(To the tune of We Built This City)

We built these titties…We built these titties
We built these titties from silllllicoooone

[Ophira Eisenberg @OphiraE]

😂 All my friends are on their second marriage. I’m on my first stroller. I hope to see you at my upcoming shows this week in Montana, @lastbestcomedy (Thursday) and @TheMyrnaLoyMT (Friday)!

Get info and tickets at https://t.co/NGtzrPTiug

[SubversiveGirl @subversivegirl]

Happy International Women's Day ✊✊✊

[Sloopy McCoy @sloopymccoy]

The world started to fall apart when we got rid of catchy tv show theme songs

[Sloopy McCoy @sloopymccoy]

I think I have a spending addiction send me any programs to overcome my spending habit. I will pay

[Sloopy McCoy @sloopymccoy]

Most under rated Christmas song: Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses

Worst Christmas song: Last Christmas - Any version ( I will die on this hill)

Personal favorite: White Christmas - The Drifters

[Sloopy McCoy @sloopymccoy]

A while back I fainted at a Halloween party.

Come to find out I am anemic.

That explains my cold hands, fatigue, and unrelenting bloodlust.

Yes, I am O positive these things are related 🩸

[Sloopy McCoy @sloopymccoy]

My AI Dj said “let’s get into the Halloween spirt with something kinda spooky” and then proceeded to just play the sound of a squeaky door opening
#spotify #ididnthateit

[Sloopy McCoy @sloopymccoy]

Me at #Rocklahoma every year.
https://t.co/uTiA82NjPl

[Sloopy McCoy @sloopymccoy]

My generation does not hot iron our clothes. No, this is the future. We have harnessed the power of steam!

[Sloopy McCoy @sloopymccoy]

@Semperscio That’s one I haven’t seen! I’ll add it to my list! Thanks, Sophia!

[Sloopy McCoy @sloopymccoy]

The feminine urge to move to a sleepy seaside town, but also a Spanish moss covered mansion in a bayou.

[Sloopy McCoy @sloopymccoy]

Driving home from a dinner last night thinking about how excited I am to see @AmyLeeEV tonight at @Rocklahoma when I had an idea. Amy Lee covering the Hex girls from scooby doo and the witch’s ghost. I could only find an abominable AI cover and I really need this to happen

[Sloopy McCoy @sloopymccoy]

I’ve lost count of the number of times in the day I think about this man. Such a great actor and his comedic timing 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 I still miss him.

[NBC Entertainment @nbc]

Andre Braugher was the actor that others in the profession would always aspire to be. In addition to his prowess as a dramatic actor, his comedy chops were also on full display as the determined and passionate Capt. Holt in ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine.’ We will miss him tremendously.

[Sloopy McCoy @sloopymccoy]

This is everything.

Check out Jonathan Young Music's video! #TikTok https://t.co/A7Hd6WkIFO

[Sloopy McCoy @sloopymccoy]

Thinking about the time I parallel parked perfectly in front of bar in downtown Tulsa and the entire bar cheered for me when I got out of my car.

[Sloopy McCoy @sloopymccoy]

@pkrugg I remember staying up till 4am and sneaking downstairs so I could watch Freakazoid because that was the only time I could find it! #worthit

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Dance of the ocean waves

(Art)

[Sloopy McCoy @sloopymccoy]

It makes me feel a dirty if I compliment someone on their outfit and they say “Thanks it’s from SHEIN” 🫤🫤🫤