Ally Sloper

Born in 1892, I am a ventriloquist doll from the double act Ally and Herring (allegations unproven)

[Ally Sloper @sloper_ally]

@PeterHANKI58438 @SkySportsNews Freudian slip

[Ally Sloper @sloper_ally]

Don’t jump in a hole with spikes in it

[ijn @godknowsdgj1]

What’s the moral of the story?

[YourNHSNeedsYou @YourNHS2021]

🚨 TONIGHT @UKHouseofLords discussing #HealthAndCareBill

Reply to this tweet #ScrapNHSBill

The Bill will lead to:
• Charging for services
• Postcode lottery
• Handing over NHS to American corporations

Have you emailed a lord yet👇
https://t.co/SLbCoTnDwz

[Ally Sloper @sloper_ally]

I don’t know, Who?

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

WHO casts doubt on Turkmenistan's zero-Covid claim https://t.co/K9nWcPOmgx

[Scope @scope]

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[Ally Sloper @sloper_ally]

That’s what I want to know. Who?

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

WHO!

[Ally Sloper @sloper_ally]

I don’t know WHO monitoring it?

[Guardian news @guardiannews]

WHO monitoring new coronavirus variant named Mu https://t.co/9TMJdkObEH

[Ally Sloper @sloper_ally]

What you’re doing is so heroic Rich. You’re my hero.

[Ally Sloper @sloper_ally]

That’s what I’m asking - Who?

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

WHO says it.

[Ally Sloper @sloper_ally]

I don’t know who says that?

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

WHO says virus variant first found in India spreads more easily and is of "global concern" https://t.co/u36Va1gQ5Z

[James @Sitdown_Jim]

New series of Ally and Herrings Twitch of fun tonight!! Can’t believe how happy this makes me! Some say it’s a load of bollocks but this is literally no longer the case @Herring1967 @sloper_ally #checkyourballs 🥕👀

[Ally Sloper @sloper_ally]

I am not happy about this, not one git.

[Gary Percival @a11who]

@Herring1967 What does @sloper_ally think of Johnson's assertion that he's not Britain's most important Ally?

[Ally Sloper @sloper_ally]

If anyone is a quockerwodger it’s me

[Ally Sloper @sloper_ally]

Not my concern. The silly gugger.

[JūģģēR @pauljaunzems]

@sloper_ally Whilst you are currently enjoying your successful partnership with @Herring1967 are you concerned about what happens to him when you want to pursue a solo career?

[Ally Sloper @sloper_ally]

Not really my thing

[Hamish Summers @hamdazzler]

@sloper_ally how do you feel about motorcycling?

[Ally Sloper @sloper_ally]

Oh fucking gollocks

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

Sally Sloper is now on Twitter (and I am trying to set up an Only Fans account too ) @SloperSally

[Ally Sloper @sloper_ally]

Can’t gelieve my gloody wife has muscled her way into this.

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

Youtube link
https://t.co/Mo8lGfDgQ5

[Ally Sloper @sloper_ally]

Wtf?

[Ally Sloper @sloper_ally]

You’d getter be fucking kidding me.

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

Planning special fundraising Twitch show tomorrow, where (if we hit targets in the kickstarter you will get to hear the first chapter of Everything Happens For No Reason and get to see Histor come back to life and even meet @sloper_ally’s other half Sally https://t.co/dU8DEEAigm

[Ally Sloper @sloper_ally]

See me glow the audience away. Shame the other fella didn’t seem to know what he was doing.

[🜃 Andy McH @AndyMcH]

It's @sloper_ally LIVE!

https://t.co/Vk93GI7T8u