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stuck in traffic

[g @slopguts]

i’m sick of hearing things about ivy wolk and the cheating miami bf

[g @slopguts]

keep me on flying tiger twt i beg

[Sarah @idlewildgirl]

PSA: Flying Tiger have 🚨 TINY SPICE JAR HOUSES 🚨

[Portable Moose @PortableMoose]

👁️ Sally Face 2 - Official Teaser 👁️

[g @slopguts]

i’m drunk

[g @slopguts]

tfw being tipsy on the inter-city bus gives you nostalgia

[g @slopguts]

cuptoast just posted a new rick and morty comic nevermind everyone shut up

[g @slopguts]

everyone who makes the toilet-roll holders in bathrooms flat so i can put my phone and vape on top of them while peeing deserves a raise

[g @slopguts]

every customer asking “are you going back to school” and upon learning i’m a college graduate saying “what are you doing now” …. working in retail CLEARLY

[M 🪭 @EvilBarbieDoII]

Having extended family who like to ask questions over while in a transitional and disappointing time in my life

[Jawsh @Its_Jawsh]

I’m sitting here shocked I can’t find a job when I literally got the unemployment degree

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

maybe im getting migraines bcs im spiderman

[g @slopguts]

rewatched brand new day and it got even better #HolyPeak

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

if you finish watching a video on the twitter app you'll be automatically scrolled down into a dystopian alternate reality where everyone needs to die.

[clover / pancake 🥞 @pancakevein28]

im one cuptoast morty suicide comic away from getting put in the mental hospital

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

you know it’s bad when people start telling you you’re the strongest person they’ve ever met

[g @slopguts]

@florafaunmali no i hav migraine:(

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Sometimes I get Really Anxious and feel like I have No Friends but in Reality I have 3 of Them