Humble Godcomplex

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@locfinessmonstr @_JasonLT Touch grass numbers nerd + ratio

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just love the way hard boiled eggs slip down

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@Dixonduzit I yearn to be dry

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What part do eggs play in birds aren’t real

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Can you be masculine if you don’t name your child Spike

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@bromocryptine smells like overcooked scrambled eggs

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Karaoke night but only 1) mariachi or 2) anime theme songs

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Karaoke night but no one knows any of the songs

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A smoking device, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, 3-7 friends

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Volunteers at a Buddhist mediation center without googling it… ***notorious cult***

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Investment opportunity! Reverse mediation where you pack your head full of as many thoughts as you can (think hornets nest). DM for more info

[Home of The Blue Cup @Hes_Not_Here]

Just found out that Lime and Basil on Franklin St has permanently closed after nearly 20 yrs. This one hurts. Was the best fried rice and pho in town. Franklin St needs help! #supportlocal

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Took some time off Twitter due to some hate but IM BACK

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@Dixonduzit Babe wake up, Dixon is tweeting again

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Take the good with the bad :/

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Cheap pet options!

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If you are 120 years old or older then ever human has also been born in your life

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If you are 22 or older every single dog has been born during your life

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Really backed myself into a wall here for when I transition this into a professional science account

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@bennysburner2 Ok but Jimmy johns after

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I’d puncture myself on the tooth of a rabid Rottweiler for a tuna sandwich extra Mayo from Jimmy johns