elli 🫀

lesbian history lover

[elli 🫀 @sloppypantz]

i’m that gay guy in american psycho that isn’t patrick bateman

[elli 🫀 @sloppypantz]

exactly what i would look like and be if i transitioned

[hugo | flop era @xminnq]

just fell to my knees

[elli 🫀 @sloppypantz]

oomfs six year situationship texted them about opening a cafe together and sent a cynthiana gif with it

[elli 🫀 @sloppypantz]

@Guyinthesky_ ariana grande

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

once you start paying attention, you realize a lot of women are actually Bugs Bunny

[elli 🫀 @sloppypantz]

entering a fat mac era

[elli 🫀 @sloppypantz]

gastronomical is when your gas is astronomical

[Mrs. PrettyASF ᥫ᭡⟡ @crystalbaee1]

After two cutwaters I’m taking the tampon out.

[rachel @rachelmillman]

finally saw Obsession last night (it’s solid) and for all the corn plate posts I’ve seen about this movie for 2 months I’ve seen none about how much worse Nikki’s outfits get the further she’s stuck in the wish. really funny, good detail. the party outfit is horrible lol

[sweet tooth @sweetsawtooth]

Kind of only want to hang out with loud women nowadays. I feel like if you have white politeness brain worms about “taking up space” in public then you’re gonna end up being some kind of freak to me for not giving a fuck about your self imposed social prison

[mommiana @mommiana5]

My hg gone ft me breathing hard and moaning on the elliptical i said bye girl im getting horny

[elli 🫀 @sloppypantz]

@latkedelrey (the kindness is part of the cruelty)

[elli 🫀 @sloppypantz]

attempting to cover shitty actions with sugary words is the fastest way to lose my respect

[elli 🫀 @sloppypantz]

trying to determine if my vagina is cancelled

[elli 🫀 @sloppypantz]

there are psychiatrists outside of my continent that know about my dyke drama

[gray ☺︎ @ghostiiest]

🦇

[elli 🫀 @sloppypantz]

i’m not immune to being this dumb for other women

[shayla @callmeMaharani]

men ever sit & think, Damn she’s doing everything to keep me in her life in a generation where most people don’t even try. She forgives me every time. She gives me chance after chance. She still chooses me hoping I’ll change even when I mess up & here I am taking her for granted.

[kathy @f4eth]

Honestly a big part of why kurt cobain was in such a bad mood all the time is cuz he ate a unhealthy diet and eating unhealthy foods and it gave him a bad attitude ultimately leading to his demise

[☆ ollie!!🚯 ☆ @wanmanshoko]

@BluebriarArts One could argue that the obsession with martyrdom is one of the worst aspects of Christianity. Whole ass religion basically centered around constantly being the victim