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official account of chinese overlord sloppystroker

[sloppy @sloppystroker]

if i had $500k i would set aside $20k just to do money spreads in my instagram fit pictures

[sloppy @sloppystroker]

yall ever notice how rigor mortis kinda sounds like rick and morty

[🌺caulksIeeve 🌺 @tenthousund]

neopronoun pussy smells like dog abortion

[sloppy @sloppystroker]

oxford study but its racist wasian teenage girls with childhood trauma and racist white boys with cryptocurrency wallets

[sloppy @sloppystroker]

whats the deal with hairline food

[sloppy @sloppystroker]

dog whisperer is such a dumb phrase cause they have good ass hearing u dont have to whisper

[sloppy @sloppystroker]

rimming the job and pretending im gay for hours

[sloppy @sloppystroker]

i give all my uber drivers 5 stars and a tip because what if they come back and murder my family

[sloppy @sloppystroker]

woke up at 7am today because my dad brought the loudest people in the world to build the tower of babel in my back yard

[sloppy @sloppystroker]

using kid named pubert on my amputated leg

[sloppy @sloppystroker]

i bet killing hookers in gta 6 is gonna be awesome

[sloppy @sloppystroker]

every time i get a physical i get a boner

[sloppy @sloppystroker]

in the the work bathroom straight up POOPING! and by pooping i mean im using the bathroom

[sloppy @sloppystroker]

high as shit afk on the black ops one main menu and lowkey it feels like hudson is dominating me 😁

[sloppy @sloppystroker]

how much would you sell your socks for @carterfmotion asking for a friend

[sloppy @sloppystroker]

i hate how you cant give the homeless people money for crack in spider man 2

[sloppy @sloppystroker]

i really like saying “just pulling your cock bro” as a replacement for “pulling your leg” but it doesn’t ever land as well as i would like it to

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

Fingering my own butt then rubbing my eye to give myself pinkeye so i can call outta work

[sloppy @sloppystroker]

white people be like dark souls changed my life