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[z @sloppzilla]

I wish there was a cringe reaction on iMessage, insta, and fb.

[Ororo Munroe’s Godsun @ohMyG00och]

My friends call me loud and I don’t understand why

[z @sloppzilla]

Or maybe her stylist knew EXACTLY what they were doing.

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

this outfit choice simply highlights that her stylist doesn’t understand the internet😬

[z @sloppzilla]

Yes, I’m a Virgo.

[z @sloppzilla]

Notice how he added an extra space after 30% because he probably backspaced “fee” and replaced it with “tax” to try to stir shit up.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Did you know Apple puts a secret 30% tax on everything you buy through their App Store?

[z @sloppzilla]

Do people really still fall for the “McDonald’s/Starbucks cups are all the same size” videos? Why are people still making these? 😒

[z @sloppzilla]

All Women! Please. We are begging you! Please let us use the ladies restrooms in public, these st8(🤢) men are disgusting. Please! 😩 I swear we’ll even sit it to pee, scream “YASS” and tell you you’re fierce! Anything it takes! 😩😩😩😭😭😭😭

Signed,
All gay men

[z @sloppzilla]

Ever meet someone where if it’s not “their idea” it’s a “dumb” idea?

[z @sloppzilla]

@ohMyG00och you ain’t gotta do brett like that damn 😮‍💨

[z @sloppzilla]

@PaulWilmarth The Paulina Bitch Slap™️
Only appears once in a blue moon on Allhallows Eve but a virgin lighting a candle in some creepy forest! A miraculous sighting!

[z @sloppzilla]

the puppy-dog love insta posts gotta stop. y’all are grown ass men.

[z @sloppzilla]

“B A K E D”

[z @sloppzilla]

i just realized i’ve never been to a mellow mushroom NOT stoned and i feel as though thats what they prefer. at least before they got big anyways

[z @sloppzilla]

To any ADULT who said that #HocusPocus2, a child’s movie, wasn’t good, I just have one question for you: Did you not watch it stoned? 🤔

[Dream of ASOIAF @DreamofASOIAF]

Westeros, but in google maps format

[z @sloppzilla]

@PaulWilmarth @hasanthehun

[z @sloppzilla]

Happy Birthday, @ohMyG00och! The video has nothing to do with your birthday, I just thought you’d find it funny 💚💚💚

[z @sloppzilla]

@ohMyG00och

[z @sloppzilla]

@ohMyG00och Oh no, not the KiaBois!