Pickle_Hazard

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[megan @diarrheamegan]

I just found out americans don't take showers and lick themselves clean like a pussy cat! No wonder they are so fat and ugly

[Johnnie “McCokinner” McDermott @JohnnieMcSpeaks]

Best place to meet your wife:

1. Miami
2. Snapchat quick add
3. Ft Lauderdale spring break
4. CVS the morning of November 1st
5. Burner verse

Am I missing any??

[Pickle_Hazard @SloshedGrog]

@RefinedPopulist I’m going to put this in words you can understand: if you think Hegseth is a generational talent, then you are retarded

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

This Shane Gillis thing is huge for women because they all collectively get to be their favorite three things all at the same time

- the victim
- the hero
- sexy

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

Patriarchy so deeply rooted men blame Godzilla for destroying buildings rather than their own incompetent craftsmanship

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

And thats how I got blocked by your mother

[Les “WienerSchnitzel” Gold @lesgoldschnitz]

iPhones are glitched right now!!! Not receiving any texts from the opposite gender

[boochie 🌈🌧️ @gayniggadick]

getting kicked out of pirate school for looking for titties instead of booty

[Pickle_Hazard @SloshedGrog]

Look a person of color in the eyes and think “nigger” three times and they can actually hear it. This is because melanin is #magic . #telepath #poc

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

How tf are you supposed to cast spells with this thing

[KingOfDaHill🩸 @SonnyQuagen]

Reverse psychology won’t work on me try reverse cowgirl tho

[Antn @antnnnn_0]

she’ll fuck me if i post good

[Pickle_Hazard @SloshedGrog]

Statistically horny Italian women

[Pickle_Hazard @SloshedGrog]

Look pretty for Petey. Petey want a cracker~

[Brooklyn Sue II (Tiger Crane) @susandonym]

damn dude, last night was heavily edited to better appeal to the sensibilities of international markets. last night does not reflect the director's original artistic vision.

[William Cutting @doughboypolk]

“Believe all women,” even the Emmett Till accuser?

[GTAmemes @GTAmemesSOL]

This leaked Candace Owens tape is WILD

[cabby @cabby]

my son was killed by a truth nuke in the infowars