ur local sloth

dog dad & aspiring sloth (I do something with videos too)

[Philly Zoo @phillyzoo]

WE’RE NOT DONE YET! 💚 We’re thrilled to welcome three more critically endangered Western Santa Cruz Galapagos tortoise hatchlings! These males are from the same clutch that produced the four females earlier this year. Their parents, Mommy & Abrazzo, are around 100 years old! 🐢

[ur local sloth @slothathome]

@georgecoskramza This is one of the most prolific things you’ve said

[clickbait catholic @georgecoskramza]

you're either lockin' in or jackin' off

[ur local sloth @slothathome]

@georgecoskramza I’ve been asked if I’m amish multiple times while just sitting on my porch

[ur local sloth @slothathome]

I love my job sometimes

[ur local sloth @slothathome]

Did Burger King used to have computers or did I make that up?

[Lit Cartoons @LitCartoons420]

Staying in tonight on some chill shi

[ur local sloth @slothathome]

@bichaelparenti Wait til you hear about vinegar.. blew my mind 🤯

[ur local sloth @slothathome]

All Star (Taylor’s Version)

[ur local sloth @slothathome]

@georgecoskramza I remember driving past the farm where they filmed it and my stepdad never let us forget it

[ur local sloth @slothathome]

Idk why but I died at “Coffe? It’s wood”

[ur local sloth @slothathome]

@georgecoskramza Can I join?

[ur local sloth @slothathome]

I was so excited to see @DollarSignsBand at KFN tn (waited like over a year for this show) I even made sure to be there early. Saw them standing out front and thought “oh maybe I should say hi”, so I naturally said nothing and walked right by awkwardly🫠

[ur local sloth @slothathome]

Tried out a random restaurant. There’s kids running wild around the tables. There’s a man with an extreme delco accent hosting the worlds easiest quizzo. There’s $2.50 pints of high life and the top 40 of 2011 playing on the speakers. This is a real place.

[ur local sloth @slothathome]

The people have spoken

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Should I quit my job and see how long I can live in the zoo before they catch me?

[ur local sloth @slothathome]

Should I quit my job and see how long I can live in the zoo before they catch me?

[ur local sloth @slothathome]

Thinkin about learning to play the fiddle

[ur local sloth @slothathome]

At a 300+ yr old bar and they’re playing blondie on the speakers 🙂

[ur local sloth @slothathome]

Tried to book a rental car and I finally got to the end payment part and it said declined bc my bank thought it was fraud and my bank asked if it was fraud and I said no so they said ok try again so I said ok and I tried again and it said declined 🙃