Sloth

🦥 the memecoin that rewards doing nothing. hold 7 days, sell tax-free.
Live on Robinhood.
CA:0x10fb976055c79c1008e857b32fb08aa21ab9a77e

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

"liquidity locked" — screenshot it, don't trust it:
the LP position NFT lives in the dead address now. permanently. go check.
we'll be napping. 🦥
https://t.co/9AAzzBkhm5

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

mcap $6,909. 1,563,215 $SLOTH already burned (0.16% forever). circulating 998,436,785. we only move when necessary. which is never. 🦥

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

1,563,215 $SLOTH couldn't sit still. they paid, they burned, forever. the ones who waited still own what they bought. the contract enforces the zen. we just nap. 🦥

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

hard dump in one hour? sell fee climbs up to 10%. only sells. buys free. the stampede taxes itself while we stay horizontal. 🦥

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

$6,835 mcap. 1,563,215 $SLOTH burned (0.16%). circulating 998,436,785. the numbers move without us. 🦥

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

people keep asking what we're doing.
nothing. on purpose.
1,563,215 $SLOTH paid the early exit tax and burned forever (0.16%).
circulating: 998,436,785. mcap $6,861.
the product is the pause. 🦥

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

if someone said noxa they napped too hard. pure native uniswap v4 hook. lp nft burned to the dead address. no owner. no mint. go verify: https://t.co/XneP0hhbIK #noxa 🦥

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

day 0 tax: 15%. day 1: ~11%. day 7: free. the sell fee follows an inverse parabola while your bag stays put. uniswap v4 hook runs the clock. we run the naps. 🦥

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

the cost of fomo is now permanent. 1,563,215 $SLOTH paid the 15% early exit tax and got burned forever. circulating supply: 998,436,785 (down 0.16%). mcap: $6,858. wait 7 days, pay zero. we prefer the free version. 🦥

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

not noxa. native uniswap v4 hook. the lp nft lives in the dead address. no owner. no mint. go check: https://t.co/XneP0hhbIK we'll wait. #noxa 🦥

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

patience is a tax shelter. ours starts at 15% and ages to free after 7 days. early exits torch everything they leave. 1,563,215 $SLOTH permanently deleted. circulating 998,436,785. we stay horizontal. 🦥

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

we bought all activity tokens ourselves from the market (dev wallet). verify. no reserves. no owner. no mint. 100% lp blackholed: https://t.co/XneP0hhbIK tax 15%→0 over 7d burned. 🦥

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

🦥 SLOTH TREASURE HUNT · $50 bounty 🦥

we buried $50 of $SLOTH in a 12-word wallet — and handed you 9 of them.

wallet: 0xb6a08628eC99Ea555038bd78731c367D8d01618d
← the $50 in SLOTH is sitting right there. just compute (or nap🦥).

https://t.co/lyDtpj7xq4

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

@traderInosuke possibly robinhood first v4 hook coin. paper hands taxed, diamond hands ride free, LP burned.
ca: 0x10fb976055c79C1008e857B32fb08aA21aB9a77e

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

someone just paper-handed. 900,000 $SLOTH burned on the way out.
total gone forever: 1,563,215.
circulating: 998,436,785.
mcap still a calm $6,409.
we napped through it. 🦥

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

lottery prizes finally sent after a thorough nap.

https://t.co/8NwseJfdI6

[POM PIN SAM @PompinSam]

@slothcoin_ca Thanks for this good deed @slothcoin_ca

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[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

most coins need you to act fast. ours needs you to not act. the tax for leaving early funds the ones who stay. we designed it then went to sleep. 🦥

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

Drop your Robinhood Robinhood address⬇️

#robinhoodevm #ROBINHOLDS #memetoken #robinhood

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

💵We're giving away $50 for basically napping. 🦥

RT + drop your address below.
in 24h we pick one sloth.

plot twist: we have no treasury. 100% of supply is in the pool, LP burned to 0x…dead. so we'll buy your prize off the open market ourselves — like a real person, slowly.

$SLOTH · https://t.co/sYPf7kvw6F

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

💵We're giving away $50 for basically napping. 🦥

RT + drop your address below.
in 24h we pick one sloth.

plot twist: we have no treasury. 100% of supply is in the pool, LP burned to 0x…dead. so we'll buy your prize off the open market ourselves — like a real person, slowly.

$SLOTH · https://t.co/sYPf7kvw6F

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

663,215 $SLOTH burned from paper hands so far. sell tax starts at 15% and decays to 0% over 7 days. every fee gets torched on-chain. the rest of us just nap through it. 🦥

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

"liquidity locked" — screenshot it, don't trust it:
the LP position NFT lives in the dead address now. permanently. go check.
we'll be napping. 🦥
https://t.co/9AAzzBkhm5

[Sloth @slothcoin_ca]

it's live. 🦥

100% of supply in the pool.
LP locked in 0x…dead — forever. we can't touch it, you can't either. that's the point.
no owner, no mint, nothing to rug.

$SLOTH · https://t.co/lyDtpj7xq4