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[- @slothhdad]

Visit a graveyard once every month to remind yourself of your insignificance.

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

Giving Lionel Messi the ball and freedom to do whatever the fuck he wants for 30 minutes is single handedly the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen a football manager do

[Michael Owen @themichaelowen]

Watch Spain at 1-0 last night. That’s courage. That’s bravery. And then watch England at 1-0. What’s the difference?
We are a better team than Argentina, I’ve no doubt in my mind. But we deserved to get beat in the end. In fact, it could have been 4-1.
Bringing on 3 defenders at 1-0 up. What message does that send? I wrote it in my Daily Mail column after the Mexico game. Until we understand that courage and bravery is controlling possession under pressure and not booting / heading it up the field 40 yards then this will always be the end result.

[Daily Mail Sport @MailSport]

MICHAEL OWEN: England aren't 'brave' for the way they beat Mexico. The reaction drives me mad. Play like that vs France, Spain or Argentina and we'll get our backsides kicked https://t.co/M2uNuBdBmM

[- @slothhdad]

Mainoo had a nice vacay. Should be fresh for the new season.

[suffering @mionomedev]

Have always said that the optimal strategy is to let the best player of all time touch the ball as much as possible against you

[- @slothhdad]

Tuchel wanted to play a deep block in a knockout game and left his best box defender home. I’ll never understand why managers do such fancy unpopular bs. Just keep it simple.

[- @slothhdad]

Decent signing to add depth in midfield. It’ll be a great signing if United are planning to sign a third midfielder.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Youri Tielemans move from Aston Villa to Manchester United through £35m release clause in midfielder’s contract. #AVFC had no wish to sell + offered new deal but left with little choice due to mechanism & #MUFC set to proceed on transfer @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/KbWwD1jxov

[Talmud Enjoyer 🇬🇧 🇮🇱 🧬 @jewndahalfmen]

England is now a Mediterranean country:

We have hot weather, a shit economy, and a good football team.

[- @slothhdad]

It’s coming home lads

[frank @frankmoofia]

odegaard iv never cringed at a footballers performance before 7 mins to save ur world cup n hes playin 1 2s with himself ffs

[- @slothhdad]

Oscar Nope.

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Saka ooof

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Halaand buries that

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Halaand off 🤣

[- @slothhdad]

Norway’s best bet is spraying crosses in the box and bringing Halaand into the game. They’re playing with 10 men currently.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

The Norwegian goal kick hit an overhead cable and fell right in front of an England player and seconds later they converted for a goal. (Great by Bellingham.) No call, not reviewable?! But as we know, sometimes things can suddenly are reviewable and reversible...

[- @slothhdad]

The game has one more goal in it.

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@Eiffel_7 Anything > PL VAR

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Never a penalty.

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Ffs Sorloth.