ted🦑

pick-up lines and dad jokes | he/him

[ted🦑 @slothkiddo]

r u meat
bc i don't like u

[broadway.com @broadwaycom]

Just in! @taytrensch & @Noahegalvin will take over the role of Evan in @DearEvanHansen on Broadway: https://t.co/WGzXwY1MjG

[ted🦑 @slothkiddo]

i love boys
im so gay

[Emma Ward @Emma_The_Ward]

Chameleons are fun cause they'll grab anything you give them.

[mango 🎨 (comms open) @mangomomm]

my favorite boi as a galra prince #voltron

[ted🦑 @slothkiddo]

@blewpaladin sweet JESUS HIS EYES-

[Keith Bot @keith_voltron]

No one knows an explosive digestive track like you.

[ted🦑 @slothkiddo]

@that_lonley_boy good,,luck,,

[ted🦑 @slothkiddo]

HES A CLO N E https://t.co/RrAzCzif2c

[Jude✨💕 @Jude_ganag]

Recently drew a redesign for allura's mom from voltron~
#cutiesaturday @cutiesaturday

[ted🦑 @slothkiddo]

how,, whatnO ONE COMES TO ME IM LAUGIJG but im almost always right so

[Josh Keaton🇵🇪🏴✊🏼 @joshkeaton]

lol it's hilarious because my son really is part Cuban and always pulls that ish when I'm changing him https://t.co/rC81PHSQvd

[Josh Keaton🇵🇪🏴✊🏼 @joshkeaton]

TBH 99.999% of the fandom has been wonderful to me. https://t.co/eyLUmInGil

[Josh Keaton🇵🇪🏴✊🏼 @joshkeaton]

#IfYourDayIsBadAlwaysRemember #Space Dad wants you to be great

[ted🦑 @slothkiddo]

i reposted that last one just bc it was cute yeet
i don't really like dan and phil all that much ehh

[(((bex))) free palestine @IBexWeBex]

Being talented does not give you license to be an asshole

[(((bex))) free palestine @IBexWeBex]

If you don't follow my snapchat story, that's probably a good thing ...

[Artstyle crisis 2: electric boogaloo @snippydoodl]

a cool dad™