The Demamorgan

I don't know what bangs are and I don't intend to learn. (I have since learned and I don't like it)

[The Demamorgan @SlothMorgan]

Pulled into the driveway today and sat in the car for 3 minutes until U2's "With or Without You" finished. Think that's the most divorced thing a happily married man can do.

[The Demamorgan @SlothMorgan]

I'm glad the kids look like they're having fun, but I do miss the cocaine and kid-hating energy that Tubridy brought #LateLateToyShow

[liam cunningham @liamcunningham1]

@TheNotoriousMMA Didn’t know you could read and write Conor. Thought you used your hands to tap out.

[The Demamorgan @SlothMorgan]

@lizchar Sometimes X works perfectly

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

“Men used to go to war” “men were sent to hunt and provide” please know that no matter what time period, I never would have done that shit. I would’ve been in the town square calling myself a philosopher saying “well… some things ARE and some things are NOT”

[The Demamorgan @SlothMorgan]

And finally - 29.06.24 🤵👰

[The Demamorgan @SlothMorgan]

15.03.23 💍😁

[The Demamorgan @SlothMorgan]

You all should know Jermaine Jackson's kids names. No one ever believes me when I bring it up (I bring it up every single chance I get)

[Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf]

It's one thing there being a crystal meth bust in County Kerry involving the Sinaloa cartel, but the name of the half-Kerryman half-Mexican mastermind is everything you could ever dream of, far beyond the wildest limits of fiction.

[Justin Allen @Jallen_Town]

RIP to “The Star”

[Ham 🚨 @akahamz]

My bag was different cloth

[MoTaz @motazazaiza9]

@visegrad24 WTF
Im the one who documented this and the Israeli occupation forces was shooting to scare people and make them flee faster.

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

If there is any better evidence that Israel is lying about the hospital airstrike, it's this: the first reports of the explosion occurred at around 7:20 PM local time. Every video the IDF or the Israeli government is sharing around show a blast that occured between 7:59 and 8:00.

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

This is the language of racist genocide. There’s no situation where this rhetoric is justifiable.

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

The double standard of journalistic skepticism is on full display right now. The reports of beheaded babies were credulously spread by mainstream media with no scrutiny, but a hospital that was clearly bombed by Israeli air strikes? Now that may’ve been misfired Hamas rockets!

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

24 hours after the BBC tweeted this, Israel bombed the Baptist Hospital in Gaza. It was sheltering patients and displaced people.

It is estimated up to 300 people were killed.

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

Got my days wrong and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine. https://t.co/gSjPY8WjKL

[The Demamorgan @SlothMorgan]

@kimalannah Thanks Kim!!

[The Demamorgan @SlothMorgan]

3 years since the day we put a balaclava on Gizmo and turned him into an Ewok

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

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