Alex Smith

Postman, delivering joy since 1988.

[Alex Smith @SlothPlops]

@kj_fetishmodel Have you got antihistamines? At least it’s not cocaine 😂

[Tony Turner @tonytiger67]

“Washing machines live longer with Calgon”

[The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell]

The UK: We’ve arrested the former prince

Everyone: what about the horde of Pakistani child rapists?

The UK: the what?

[Shinyodd ✨ @_Shinyodd_]

Starmer looks like a fucking Renault Scénic became a person

Photo ID that you fat cunt.

[Alex Smith @SlothPlops]

@drbull261 Had mine 10 years. Still love it.

[Alex Smith @SlothPlops]

@YMUKofficial @motorcyclelive R9

[Yamaha Motor UK @YMUKofficial]

Win two tickets to @motorcyclelive and see the R9, plus an exclusive lineup of the 2025 Yamaha range!

For a chance to win, simply:
• Like and repost this
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Giveaway ends Monday 11 November. T&Cs apply.

#Yamaha #R9 #YamahaR9 #UKBikers #Motorcycles

[Alex Smith @SlothPlops]

@JimmyBroadbent About to get up and go to work, it’s 6am at home but will catch the stream later. Enjoy it jimmy 👍🏼

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Reynold McGann.

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

How to read a car battery label.

[Alex Smith @SlothPlops]

@PSFanatic820 Crisis core

[Alex Smith @SlothPlops]

@moza_racing Yes please 🙏

[F1 TROLL @f1trollofficial]

Monaco 2024 ladies and gentlemen

[Troll Sports @trollsports]

Ferrari Masterclass

#F1 #MonacoGP

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

NEWS 🚨: In a rare event, six planets will align in a straight line on Monday (June 3) just before sunrise in the northern hemisphere

Mercury, Jupiter, Uranus, Mars, Neptune, Saturn will all be visible ✨

[Alex Smith @SlothPlops]

@matoxley Estoril.

[Alex Smith @SlothPlops]

@ShareGamePlay Not a great update. Even though it is free. All done in half an hour. We need new tracks and more challenging events. People have all the cars already.

[Alex Smith @SlothPlops]

@MCNnews Just because they can’t make any money from them!

[Alex Smith @SlothPlops]

@currys Trans World Sport. #CurrysLG