Slothtastical

I've finally got a twitter lol

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[river moon @kissmeriver]

anything open on uber eats after 2am is missing people meat

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.

[PES MIL GRAU @Pesgrau]

Vendedor: É 50 reais

Eu: Tem como fazer por 40?

Vendedor: Ok

*Pago com uma nota de 50*

O vendedor:

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

the average conversation on love island:

[Josh @NotRealJC]

This what James Gunn do every month

[Burry @burryishere]

Flirting vs. Sexual Harassment

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

He looks like one of them Americans that turned Muslim in prison

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

*stands on your porch like a low poly seagull*

[jadel @jadeladeljadel]

‘BACKROOMS’ director kane parsons said this when asked about a sequel:

“Bumbling through brush my botanical escapade continues. snagged on leaves but hey, more crafting supplies. jackpot!”

This is not Kane Parsons.

[Nickwing78 @Nickwing78]

Why does Kwebblecop stand in front of his hair