World’s Okayest Dad

guy fieri stan, food network fan; you'll hear about what i'm cooking or horror movies, and i think i'm hilarious, smol bean/big dreams. she/they

[World’s Okayest Dad @slothy_rothy]

@MugenTalks hot take and i'm sorry, but as much as i love Tangled, i'm convinced that movie ruined how Disney animates now (Frozen solidified it, pun intended)

[World’s Okayest Dad @slothy_rothy]

love waking up to a raging tooth infection and getting paranoid it's gone to sepsis (it has not and i have antibiotics now but holy shit the fear in my bones)

[World’s Okayest Dad @slothy_rothy]

not me making homemade spaghettios sauce bc im too lazy to drive but not lazy enough to skip trying to make it myself

[Sethy @Brizksie]

if you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine

[World’s Okayest Dad @slothy_rothy]

god the foreheads in Code Lyoko were on some insane shit

[World’s Okayest Dad @slothy_rothy]

wanna wear the watch on my ankle but i can't escape the Cassie from Skins comparison so fuck me

[trash jones @jzux]

"can i be a hater for a second?" my dear friend. with me you can be a hater for 1 million years

[World’s Okayest Dad @slothy_rothy]

nothing lie being clocked at the funeral twice for being the spitting image of the deceased. flattering but also uncomfortable

[IN THE MOOD FOR BEER @afewsmalbeers]

me no walk backwards

[World’s Okayest Dad @slothy_rothy]

i've also been gifted some of my grandma's cookbooks (she was an amazing cook omg) and the watch she wore everyday, so i feel both honored and nervous to be able to own those things. i just hope i can honor her the way she deserves

[World’s Okayest Dad @slothy_rothy]

@sarahlovesthat omg you're gorgeous!!! happy birthday and so glad you're having a good day!

[World’s Okayest Dad @slothy_rothy]

bereavement leave is an odd thing. i simultaneously wish i was at work to stay busy but also i know if i go i'll probably randomly cry lol

[World’s Okayest Dad @slothy_rothy]

@annlovebell YESSS you look amazing omg! the bangs look awesome on you

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[Ben ꕤ @bentolate]

Opened Pinterest and this is the first image I saw

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I guess bed rotting to cope with difficult emotions is fine. it could’ve been crack