Slort🙃

very confused but has the spirit

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

This was the greatest slow motion replay angle in NFL history.

[Air @dragonomatopoei]

why does he take a moment to show it off like a beauty youtuber sometimes

[Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵 @JotaroPujo]

The correct response to the question "Are you Ticklish?" Is letting the person know you have a firearm

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Oh my god I just learned that baby sloths love to cuddle so much that at animal sanctuaries, orphaned sloths will sometimes refuse to eat without a cuddle buddy or stuffed animal.

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

Your honor I was just being a silly little goose

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

You don’t have to agree with my opinions I made them up on the spot

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I have a few good years left and a lot of bad years

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Just overheard someone say “She was a terribly flawed human but we were all used to her” and now I know what I want on my gravestone

[Slort🙃 @slott97]

A person said to me the other day “you speak really good English for being someone from New Mexico”. Let’s just say I’m now a geography teacher

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

woke up still alive so i'm about to make it everyone else's problem