Slouching Panda

Satirical princess, prancing existentialist, cheese enthusiast

[Slouching Panda @slouchingpanda]

@van00sa $ROOT

[B&B Glasgow @BnBBabes]

Youre a lizard Harry

[B&B Glasgow @BnBBabes]

#greed #bad #girl #socks #live #laugh #love #eat #pizza #symbolism #nostalgia #xoxo #bat

[B&B Glasgow @BnBBabes]

#pizza #sadgirls #cry #cheese #nipples #calcium

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

you're a little obsessed, leo, and it's unhealthy.

[Slouching Panda @slouchingpanda]

@BnBBabes happy 420 my bbz much lovez. FoXy misses y'all. Get naice and baked gud

[Slouching Panda @slouchingpanda]

That was meant to be tweeted from @BnBBabes #oops

[Slouching Panda @slouchingpanda]

We;re making ballsounds #ballsounds

[B&B Glasgow @BnBBabes]

There's definitely something living in the walls of our house, I think it's a bat, and I think it's #sexy #sexybat

[B&B Glasgow @BnBBabes]

Best case scenario: enjoying orange creamsicles with the love of your life on a beach
Worst case scenario: centipedes in your asshole

[Slouching Panda @slouchingpanda]

Be careful you don't become a #pizza one day
@bnbbabes

[B&B Glasgow @BnBBabes]

AN ASSHOLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY

[B&B Glasgow @BnBBabes]

kendick is love kendrick is life

[Slouching Panda @slouchingpanda]

@BnBBabes genius penius

[B&B Glasgow @BnBBabes]

YOU'RE FUCKING GREAT BELIEVE IT YOU DICK

[Slouching Panda @slouchingpanda]

@BnBBabes you fckin goddesses

[Slouching Panda @slouchingpanda]

But what are you easter egg ?

[Slouching Panda @slouchingpanda]

Pondering the life as I gaze out the dirty fingerprint smudged window #eveninggreyhoundrides