SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away”
RESPONSE: “Oooh!”
SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth”
RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”
Please RT: Effective 9 pm tonight, Edgewood Rd NW will be fully closed to all traffic between Glass Rd and River Bluff Drive. Additional info: https://t.co/fma6ALU1od
“I’ve got a surprise for you today.” Touching video captures the moment a kind-hearted McDonald’s customer gave a drive-through worker a free car. https://t.co/t1q8M2pfrv