Brandon Hewitt

Impressive on the streets, disappointing in the sheets 🏎💨 🚓🚓🚓

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Topeka Fucking Kansas Y’all

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@Saltineeee Did you finally get on at Goodyear my boi

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Accidentally swiped right not realizing it was cuckold type situation. Now I got a guy begging me to come lay pipe in his wife. Say I won’t 🤪

[Brandon Hewitt @slow5point0]

It’s my birthday 🎉 Booty pics aren’t needed, but strongly recommended 🤪

[Brandon Hewitt @slow5point0]

Does your dog like being vacuumed, mine does 😂😂😂

[Brandon Hewitt @slow5point0]

@_Puuuuck At this point I’d trade you places 😂

[Brandon Hewitt @slow5point0]

Decided to download tinder because why not, got to talking with someone. Added me on snap, figured out it was a dude in a very explicit way. Kill me now.

[Brandon Hewitt @slow5point0]

Of course I had to keep one of the litter for myself, meet Apollo ❤️ https://t.co/IqapSpQ9yb

[Brandon Hewitt @slow5point0]

When you get home from a long day at work 🤪🤪

[Brandon Hewitt @slow5point0]

2021 is trash

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I’m beyond ready for warm weather and long range shooting again.

[Brandon Hewitt @slow5point0]

Am I country yet 🤪🤪

[Brandon Hewitt @slow5point0]

I’m here for a good time, not a long time 🤪🤪

[Brandon Hewitt @slow5point0]

@KeaganSuitt

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@KeaganSuitt @Saltineeee Well fuck 😂

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Loki and I bought our first house 🏡

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I don’t wanna go home

[Brandon Hewitt @slow5point0]

@bdubbs95 Did someone say doggos!?

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People who buy puppies, then get rid of them when they’re older and start “tearing stuff up” have a special place in hell reserved for them. You are literally the worst.

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It’s ya bois birthday 🤪🎂🎉

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@jimpeterson99 @KeaganSuitt @JuneFeris I’m out