chickenJoe

relax bob | first team all 3 and D | Redshirted Kindergartner | Pick Up the Fucking Phone Carlo

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If you drink lite beer you shouldn’t be allowed to play pool

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When you go public lol

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@BANGenergy can y’all bring Bangster Berry back? What the fuck is this

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@TrevonDiggs your kid has terrible hands lmao #HardKnocksNow

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For clarification the classic m&ms don’t include like pretzel and mint and fucking brownie centers. og m&ms from movie theaters only

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Mini m&ms are the superior classic m&m. More surface area of the colored chocolate has to mean something @mandmdirect

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If you drink cold water when you wake up instead of lukewarm you might be a lizard

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@JSalisburyNBCS Innocent until he bats below .200, Jim

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@cowherds_son 1.a John Wick 1.b Rush Hour

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@AmericanAir Lol I’m good thanks tho. Really enjoyed watching Captain Phillips for free but unfortunately was landing as the seals were pulling the trigger #ChettHanksDad

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There’s always that one bitch on a flight who runs up 7 rows as soon as the plane docks. I have a flight in 10 minutes I will literally kick your ass back to 27F you fuck

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@simpmovies @PlayboiChakra @Revenue_Lemieux @RottenTomatoes Go review another shitty show my guy. Let us Luda fans enjoy Twitter

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Was informed of the Double stuff Oreo conspiracy last night and it has not left my mind #NotSoStuffed

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@Revenue_Lemieux @simpmovies @RottenTomatoes Nah bro that was his brother. Watch F2 and tell me that’s THE Luda. You can’t

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@johnlundin Hey man. How’s Columbia?

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@GameOfThrones Enough. Your time has gone

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If you don’t eat a @dunkindonuts BEC wake up wrap within 5 minutes that thing gets cold as a damn rock! Lucky y’all have fire hash browns