bird watcher

nah

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does the fox nfl robot have a gender?

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“Remember, our nonviolent ETI from the contiguous universe are helping us bring zero point energy to Earth”

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slow movements club™️

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shout out Al Alburquerque

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now he’s in dallas checking out the grassy knoll

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kyrie went to the nets bc their black and white uniforms represent the duality of man while their grey court implies the grey areas in morality

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pop tarts are technically dumplings

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Pyongyang Racer (2012)

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please don’t talk to me or my cormorants ever again

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pussy bald like john fetterman

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tried to tell y’all

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where can i invest in erling haaland

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a wise person told me: “life is fine, but without a line, is it ever gonna shine? when the sun rise, it might close its eyes, but when its dark, it might spark.”

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88 #soxmath

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bro did you seriously just misgender Lil Uzi Vert?