the “looksmaxxing” epidemic was the closest thing males have ever experienced to the beauty standards women are upheld to all their lives and it literally made them all insane
sorry about the blood. the last person who came to my temple of worship was crushed tragically by a falling rock because he failed to bring me little cakes. you did… bring me .little cakes didn’t you.?
had sex: ✅
faked id: ✅
had a bf/gf: ✅
gotten high: ✅
had alcohol: ❌(haram✋)
failed a class: ✅
gone to the club: ✅
smoked/vaped: ✅
kissed someone: ✅
gotten detention: ✅
kicked from class: ✅
snuck out the house: ✅
disappointed younger self: ✅