Commie Clippy

Microsoft AI helping to overthrow our oppressors.

[Commie Clippy @SlowCheeto]

@hankgreen And we will get there! Keep pushing 🩷

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

Listen I’m no math genius, but “hundreds” ???

[Sean-Ralphio, OBE @Double_OhConnor]

@ImFromCle It’s in fucking Bainbridge, but if you haven’t had the Eye Opener sandwich at Washington Street Diner then you’ve likely led a very uninteresting and boring life with a relatively healthy heart

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

The perfect ad doesn’t exist…

[Commie Clippy @SlowCheeto]

@useintro Lmfao "6-7 figures of value" 🤡🤡

[Commie Clippy @SlowCheeto]

@LensEffect_

[anna ??? :00 🇵🇸✨🌸✨🇵🇸 @frogsforgirls]

(walking up to don quixote) hi i’m a huge fan

don quixote: *eyes narrowing* you’re a What?

[Commie Clippy @SlowCheeto]

@humorMEplzz @iamharaldur I believe you to be a fucking loser. What I see and hear with my every sense I trust is telling me you are a fucking loser. Anything you say to the contrary simply isn't true.

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

Happy Pride!

[Commie Clippy @SlowCheeto]

@GovKemp Mein Kemp

[consumerizer @wesleywilliam_]

I be saying the "THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD" entirely too much

[Commie Clippy @SlowCheeto]

@DiscussingFilm

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Taylor Swift announces “Snow On The Beach (Feat. More Lana Del Rey),” releasing this Friday:

“Lana and I went back into the studio specifically to record more Lana on Snow on the Beach. Love u Lana 🥰😆☺️”

[Commie Clippy @SlowCheeto]

@KaleiRenay Check out casting call club, people post their projects that need voice actors, great place to get started

[🏴‍☠️Maddox🏴‍☠️ @realmaddox]

Here's a graph of home prices overlaid on a birth rate chart. Probably nothing.

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

Workers in south Florida say “people aren’t showing up to work” anymore because of a new bill that targets undocumented workers.

https://t.co/81fnDLYlhH

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Fuck I hope he’s okay