El Hijo Del Wilkes

Wrestling zinester. Writer of Hot Tag & Cozy's Big Day. Bassist in Burial Fog

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CHRIS HERO 2002 IS WEARING CHRIS HERO 2017 UNDERNEATH HIS CHRIS HERO 2002!

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I'm coming here to say more deathmatch shows should have hot girls playing with fire to Bikini Kill between matches #tntextreme

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Did Tank just sign Manders to a WWE ID contract? #nhb68

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@ashstabbath What show is this from? I might have it

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@theakiraway @Nike

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@GlennJacobsTN Shut the fuck up weirdo

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@TonyKhan When are you gonna book a 200 Lighttube Deathmatch you coward?!

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Thank you to new GCW GM @TheMattCardona for firing Kevin Gill

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I need @TonyKhan to give me a reason for KOR's awful new music

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@aliniikk Fuck you

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@vydamo_ @wallcloud That's sad as fuck

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@GrimsToyShow @arikcannon @alan_keiper @SpyderNateWebb @PhillySwanson I mean I'm happier knowing that Philly Mike Swanson is a dumbass know-nothing nobody who doesn't get that asking a legit independent wrestling legend to work a free battle royal is disrespectful, so I think it was a good learning experience for all

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Hi @SpyderNateWebb

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@PhilaParking Being constantly harassed by a borderline illegal cartel of parking Nazis really is a Philly thing ain't it?

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@SKWrestling_ @CodyRhodes Can Sportskeeda go more than an hour without embarrassing themselves?

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@JANELABABY can we get The American Balloon in the Clusterfuck too?

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@MariaOr52992782 Your entire fucking twitter is about shaming fat people. Where's the fucking grace in that?

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@OaklandRovers Chris Hero literally returned like 3 months ago.

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Hey @Lauderdale11 what's stopping you from booking Astronauts vs Crazy Lovers in the US?

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@beyondwrestling @RickeyShanePage @Atticus_Cogar @indiewrestling Never change, Drew. Gotta draw the perv clicks at all cost!

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This is how hard I need someone to hug me rn

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Bobby Lashley should be a WWE Champion.