dylan!!?

[harrison gordon is a band @harrisongordo13]

First notable example of human made music entirely inspired by AI slop

[The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind - GotY Edition @MorrowindGOTY]

brother you don't even know how good we had it

[joe 🇱🇧 🎃 @hackermanjoe]

truth nuke of the millennium

[Shane Haff @ShaneHaffNFL]

The Eagles have an elite OL and Jalen is propped up by his weapons… except for the highest pressure rate allowed by Philly in 17 years. And Saquon was hurt. And Goedert was hurt. And AJ is gone.

But other than that, yeah…

[Luka Donthičć @landahoy14]

Jameis/ Skattebo backfield gotta be the lowest combined SAT scores in NFL history

[dylan!!? @slowlydiscarded]

Holy fuck Jameis Winston sucks hard

[dylan!!? @slowlydiscarded]

@airbagg3d It’s the best one behind VII IMO. Best battle system in the series though.

[dylan!!? @slowlydiscarded]

This is doing huge numbers on kindergarten Twitter

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Vance: We need somebody who will fight back against the fart left. Now, you may not have even heard that, but I just called them the fart left, not the far left.

[dylan!!? @slowlydiscarded]

Can't believe how cowardly that sequence of play calling was from Shane Steichen.

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

Way to bury the lede: Capriglione reportedly told his mistress that he wanted to ejaculate his “baby gravy” into batter for cookies that would be sold at his daughter's bake sale and that he enjoyed that “all of the girls in the neighborhood would be consuming” his semen.

[Adnan Ikic @SayWhichWay]

Life in the NFL is crazy. Cooper Rush signed with the Falcons in late July to cash game checks doing that cushy clipboard holder QB3 job and now his Wikipedia says he’s Adolf Hitler

[dylan!!? @slowlydiscarded]

DeVonta Smith is a football god

[New Found Glory @newfoundglory]

On the morning of September 20th, Chad Everett Gilbert passed away peacefully in his sleep. He left this world surrounded by friends and family and took his final breaths with his wife and mother by his side, just as he wished.

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

Eagles OL is so f*cking bad.

#Eagles

[dylan!!? @slowlydiscarded]

The Eagles look like shit. What else is new?

[dylan!!? @slowlydiscarded]

Will be asking my parents if this is why I'm an Irish twin

[The literary libertarian @badoriginalist]

My baby is 3 weeks old and honestly I understand how Irish twins happen

[dylan!!? @slowlydiscarded]

The Resident Evil subreddit really is full of tons of miserable people. Zach Cregger made a kickass movie and I'm ready to run it back to see it again.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Duncan Sheik, singer of the 1996 hit single “Barely Breathing” and Tony Award-winning composer of 'Spring Awakening,' has died at age 56.

Access the free article here: https://t.co/ll06CkCmE3

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

The press have basically decided not to cover anything important anymore. They’ve tapped out. They’ve stopped covering corruption in a sustained way. They no longer care about age & fitness. Even “economy bad” coverage is not as vigorous as it was under Biden, despite worse inflation data. They are as useless as Congress itself.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This is the most corrupt administration in U.S. history and it's not even close.