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regret

[Zapatista @slowmouomo]

Olivia Wilde was crazy for this

[Zapatista @slowmouomo]

Heavy on the robbing and people who weren’t there don’t #know

[Michael Christmas @MickeyChristmas]

The jerking era was my 80’s cuz why were crews of niggas in high top fades and colorful clothes dance battling and robbing niggas

[Benn Jordan @bennjordan]

Flock takes their privacy very seriously.

But the ethical gray area in surveillance technology works both ways.

Under no circumstances should elected officials or public servants enjoy an expectation of privacy when spending tax dollars to attend a surveillance lobbying event.

[Zapatista @slowmouomo]

@tylerdevinn Trump cheap as hell too— power play or otherwise

[Zapatista @slowmouomo]

He is cheap

When I say cheap I do not mean poor— I find that wealthy people tend to be the cheapest

And most consumer-facing / guest-facing service workers know that it is hardly worth the hassle arguing with a cheap person

[liv @JoieDeLiv]

Somehow my bd finesses everywhere we go and it doesn’t make sense to me. we grabbed lunch & they said the total was $25 & he goes “well I got $20” & they said “alright bet” he literally does it everywhere and they always go for it I don’t understand it

[Zapatista @slowmouomo]

@tylerdevinn One of the wealthiest men I know has once told me he doesn’t think he should have to tip servers

[Zapatista @slowmouomo]

I don’t like how Tupac be whispering in your ear in the intro to Ambitionz As A Ridah

[Zapatista @slowmouomo]

These people can’t go anywhere without needing a beer or a morning cup of coffee

And they think they are not drug addicts

[Zapatista @slowmouomo]

Alcohol, Tobacco, & Caffeine narrowly dodging the negative connotations associated with the word “drug” is so crazy

Look at how these demons talk about their fellow citizens

[Roxanne Hoge @RoxanneHoge]

Yesterday, I got a parking ticket in downtown LA—my bad.

I pulled into what I thought was a loading zone but wasn't. I was only there for 6 minutes and 34 seconds.

But I want you to see my surroundings—encampments in every single direction.

@LACity can't clean the streets but sure can extort $70 a pop from those of us who aren't drug addicts.

[Zapatista @slowmouomo]

Japan got the greatest PR post-WWII ever lmao

A country genuinely worse than Nazi germany

With a holocaust more than twice as damaging

Now they fret over stupid shit like this and the West gushes over it

[Birch Brother 🪓 @BjorkBrodern]

Japanese carpenters have a tradition of always installing wood in the correct direction, root end down and top end up. It has no function other than treating the wood with respect.

You would probably not like being installed standing on your head for the rest of your lifespan so why would the wood like it?

[Zapatista @slowmouomo]

We have failed the animal kingdom

Destroyed the planet in our quest for endless profits, neoliberalism, and ultimately selfish greed

50% of all species on this earth today will be gone by 2050

[Zapatista @slowmouomo]

white people be like “does the doggo die in the movie?” and then vote republican

[Zapatista @slowmouomo]

Every time I get a new follower it’s just an AI sex bot

Y’all goin have to start RT’ing me more or else I quit

[Zapatista @slowmouomo]

Huey and Riley Freeman being recipients of a fat inheritance, Grandpa being a retired Air Force veteran, Tom DuBois being a successful lawyer

I haven’t watched the show in a while but where exactly is the “poor black” culture?

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

If you haven't watched Boondocks please do.

It really helped me understand poor black culture and how similar it is to poor white culture

Change rap to country, weed to beer an opioids and were living the same way

[Zapatista @slowmouomo]

They said ice spice be using the same 15 words in every song lmao

[𝔍𝔞𝔢 𝔚𝔞𝔶𝔫𝔢 @EandnotY]

It’s crazy to me how no one but Megan gets “same flow” allegations

[Zapatista @slowmouomo]

Greedy geriatric Seller refuses to meet Buyers at Reasonable™ price point

News at 6

[Owen @Owennfa]

MY UNCLE IS 61 AND JUST TOOK HIS HOUSE OFF THE MARKET BECAUSE NOBODY CAME.

Not one offer in Four months.

He wasn't flipping anything. He bought that place in 1994, raised three kids in it, and needs to downsize because his knees are done and the stairs are a problem now.

Redfin just put a number on why nobody called.

966,752 active buyers nationwide.Lowest since 2013.
1.46 million sellers.

Half a million more people trying to get out than get in.

Here's what killed it. Run a $500,000 loan at 7%.

Pay every single month for five years, never miss one, and you'll still owe roughly $470,000.

Five years of your life. Thirty grand of principal.

That's not buying a home. That's renting money from a bank and paying property tax on the privilege.

So my uncle sits in a house he can't sell, can't climb, and can't afford to leave. And the people who'd want it can't do the math on the mortgage.

AMERICA IS A JOKE. THEY WILL STAND AT A PODIUM AND TELL YOU THE ECONOMY IS STRONG WHILE A GENERATION CAN'T BUY IN AND ANOTHER ONE CAN'T GET OUT.

Nobody's coming to fix this.

They already own theirs.

[Nathan @SitemanReturns]

The personal automobile creates fascists and I'm not kidding.

[Zapatista @slowmouomo]

This how you supposed to react whenever a bad bitch says she horny around you

If you have never witnessed a dude react like this before I’ve got news

[K @stellarlio]

Seth rogen the whole time couldn’t believe he was being perceived sexually im crying

[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐀𝐇 @ALAYAH00]

this

[Zapatista @slowmouomo]

Carcetti watching Daniels work that shooting homicide was a lil tiny bit homoerotic I’m ngl