Slowest Triathlete

A try-anything athlete embracing a genetic predisposition to life in the slow lane. Known to travel great distances to take last in races and ski powder poorly.

[Slowest Triathlete @slowtri]

Three weeks gluten-free and sugar-free. Wow. Simple rules. Big changes.

[Slowest Triathlete @slowtri]

Time to dust off the cobwebs. Starting again. From scratch. #thisisgonnahurt

[Slowest Triathlete @slowtri]

Anyone else have issues with yoga causing plantar fasciitis? Push through? Or cut back on yoga? #yoga

[Slowest Triathlete @slowtri]

Would not have stayed so long on the treadmill had I known I would need balance to skate home. Whoa. Slippery. And yes. Treadmill happened!

[Western Montana's Glacier Country @glaciermt]

On the blog: Storm Cycles, @Amtrak & #Montana. A Match Made in Powder Heaven. http://t.co/2rrhEcrKuV #amtrakseason #stormcycles

[Slowest Triathlete @slowtri]

Also, I hereby announce my being all back on the workout train again. Who needs to wait til 1/1? Not this girl.

[Slowest Triathlete @slowtri]

That moment when you catch an upside down glance in the mirror and realize you *might* need new yoga pants. ya. Awesome.

[Slowest Triathlete @slowtri]

Starting to plan 2014 fitness goals. All ideas welcome. The more ridiculous the better.

[Slowest Triathlete @slowtri]

Looking at race calendars. #fallgoals

[Slowest Triathlete @slowtri]

Oh, hey there twitter. I see a need to whine about running in my near future, so you know, I thought of you.

[Slowest Triathlete @slowtri]

Yoga soreness, it sneaks up on you. #findingzenisharderthanyouthink

[Slowest Triathlete @slowtri]

@latteandcookies the Nutella brought me out of my twitter retirement. I hope you were eating it with a utensil right out of the jar.

[Simon Sinek @simonsinek]

When people are financially invested, they want a return. When people are emotionally invested, they want to contribute.

[Slowest Triathlete @slowtri]

all I can do is shake my head “@JackieTriGirl: This is for real. #WI http://t.co/FX0YdkaW”

[Slowest Triathlete @slowtri]

I will be productive this weekend. I have the rest of the summer to play. #famouslastwords #myweekendmantra

[Slowest Triathlete @slowtri]

Crema Cafe is serving breakfast nachos this weekend. I didn't think the breakfast burrito could be improved. I was wrong.

[Slowest Triathlete @slowtri]

It's Friday! We made it!

[Slowest Triathlete @slowtri]

Important life lessons from “@krittabug: Beer and emotions don't mix nicely. Warning.”

[Slowest Triathlete @slowtri]

@annikaswenson Are you kidding? I'm lucky if I can get myself up the hills these days. Also, "ouch! My bottom!"

[Slowest Triathlete @slowtri]

@annikaswenson yes please!