Kinda crazy to say this, name your special cocktail after Kipโs smoothie, have Tommy Hawk make the smoothie + a tuna melt before the game, play the songs, and show off all the #heatedrivalry fans during when NONE OF YOUR PLAYERS USED PRIDE TAPE ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ LAST NIGHT! Performative af @NHL
"you watch hockey because you think the players are hot" WRONG โ I watch hockey because I enjoy endless suffering and misery. I watch BASEBALL because the players are hot