@tiktok_us I place you under citizen’s arrest for attempted murder. You’re killing me with this “locked account” stuff. Can someone in CS help me please? #FirstWorldProblems
Hey @AOC@SpeakerPelosi why not propose an “unnecessary semen” bill that punishes any male with mandatory life sentence should he “spill his seed” with any unwilling partner. Redefine marital rape while you’re at it. See how fast these men scream.
@IMKristenBell Our two party system has become exactly the thing we created it to protect against. This has been going on for more than a decade and politicians use it as polarizing fodder instead of FIXING THE PROBLEM. We, the people, have to figure it out. #firethegovernment
@b_rockvandal@pattonoswalt And a requirement needs to be that he/she/needs to have successfully negotiated a sibling truce between a 2 yo, 8 yo and teenager from the driver’s seat of a minivan in traffic.