Sam Schewe

that’s what she said

[Catgirl@NFT @nft_fun_art]

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[TheOGKG @KaylaGalecka]

I am a Sister Survivor. We stood together to confront this monster, and put him away. #MeTooMSU https://t.co/NyO5GK9UfJ

[Sam Schewe @slschewe]

Omg @Target in Benton Harbor is closing so I guess that means we’re moving

[Sam Schewe @slschewe]

Gomez and Morticia Addams are actually relationship goals 💋🖤

[Sam Schewe @slschewe]

When someone says "good for you" what they really mean is...

[Sam Schewe @slschewe]

Mechanic: "Uh, your back tire pressure was down to 10 pounds" Me: "first of all..."

[Sam Schewe @slschewe]

Just got into an argument at work over "Open Sesame" or "Open Says Me"

[Trace Schewe @TraceSchewe]

RIP Jim Lahey 😢

[Sam Schewe @slschewe]

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[Sam Schewe @slschewe]

16 year old me would have loved a standing desk. Now, 26 year old me won't use it because standing hurts my back 😂

[WORLD STAR FANS @WorIdStarComedy]

USA right now

[Trace Schewe @TraceSchewe]

@slschewe gives me life ✨

[Sam Schewe @slschewe]

Me calling my SO "baby": Cute. Other other calling their SO "baby": Gross. Right?

[Sam Schewe @slschewe]

Here lies the body of the love of my life, whose heart I broke without a gun to my head

[Sam Schewe @slschewe]

What are you going to say at my funeral, now that you've killed me?

[Sam Schewe @slschewe]

Can everyone please stop sharing all these ideal standards for women before my husband finds out I'm actually a gorilla in a woman's suit? 😂