Stanford Law Technocrats

Don't be evil (pretty please).

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YES!!! 😍

[Megan Stevenson @MeganTStevenson]

I know it's a joke, but I actually I think there is something philosophically really interesting about this argument.

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@thoughtsofchi Sorry, what’s going on? We’ve been busy giving legal advice to @SBF_FTX

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Alito is #correct on this matter. Computers and algorithms are #neutral and incapable of any #bias, especially when it comes to apolitical issues like #redistricting

[Chris “Law Dork” Geidner @chrisgeidner]

"This is a computer. It doesn't have any intent."

Oh, Sam Alito.

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UPDATE: Our ML-driven, blockchain-powered election algorithm has once again called Georgia for Jo Jorgensen

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Our ML-driven, blockchain-powered election algorithm has called Georgia for Jo Jorgensen

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UPDATE: @SLSFedSoc now disputes the nature of their #hacking

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This man GETS IT!!! Freedom of speech = freedom to post brazen lies on a private platform without consequence 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😍

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

....Twitter is completely stifling FREE SPEECH, and I, as President, will not allow it to happen!

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Apologies, it appears that @SLSFedSoc somehow #hacked our account.

What we meant to say is that Twitter has made a #correct and #timely decision. Can you imagine what would have happened if they let the President lie without consequence before this?!

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@thoughtsofchi @HLCentrists @YPractitioners We're deeply offended to have been omitted from this list. As you well know, @StanfordLaw grades on a curve from Rehnquist (outstanding) to Thiel (fantastic)

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We LOVE this! Adding surveillance to policing really strikes at the heart of the issue and won't disproportionately impact any communities 😍

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

One (non)obvious solution to improve policing is the use of drones. It is easy to program a drone to deploy itself from the top of every cop car when they make a stop, film everything and send real-time A/V to a central oversight hub where folks are watching, also in real-time.

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Also, don't miss a surprise guest speaker in "Technology and the Election: Nothing to Worry About, We're Pretty Sure"

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The Stanford Law Technocrats are excited to preview our fall event lineup! Highlights include "Regulating Internet Platforms? Eh," "Why Self-Driving Cars Should Have the Right to Kill You," and "Silicon Valley Billionaires: Good or Great?"

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@scottjshapiro All technology is philanthropy! We're grateful that the Silicon Valley titans have #gifted us with social media and constant #connectivity

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@samxu_zijun Unfortunately, our favorite @StanfordLaw alum is mistaken. Technology has no political affiliation: it is, and always will be, ideologically #neutral

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Asking them to solve rote memorization problems on whiteboards (2/2)

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In this era of tech-induced polarization, it’s important that the tech giants continue to hire ethical, independent thinkers. We’re grateful that these companies select for moral, socially-conscious developers by (1/2)

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While we are lucky to have avoided the Twitter data breach, we have an urgent request for our followers.

Our cousins, wealthy princes and princesses, are trapped overseas and need financial assistance. All currency sent to the address below will be sent back doubled! If you sen

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@samxu_zijun Sorry, we only represent #corporations furthering the #public #interest. @Facebook, @PalantirTech, @amazon, Clearview, the like.

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The recent TikTok news makes us grateful that Gen Z is so privacy savvy. Teens today would never volunteer their information or give it away without consent! 🤗

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@SpencerB619 @IBMWatson @Harpers Fortunately, all bots are "both sides" bots!

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STATEMENT: The Stanford Law Technocrats generally condemn the aerial surveillance of peaceful protests. That said, it's probably fine as long as DHS isn't using surveillance data to do, like, bad things.